September 24, 2009 9:45:10 PM
To the above: grow a fucking imagination. To the reviewer: you are for shit. This game TS3, for those who've actually played it unlike yourself, is a lame, ill-executed, crap excuse for a franchise extension. The whole point you've wildly missed in your utter phobia about anything but shoot/blow/destroy type games (talk about boring) is that TS2 sim design was such that a player actually gave a shit about what happened to their creations, unlike the grindy, dance like a mouth-breathing moron, 'I have no history thus you won't care at all about me enough to buy expansion packs' sim design inflicted by TS3. SIMS GAMES AREN'T ABOUT COLLECTING SHIT, ROD HUMBLE. They're about creation of sims, their families & life strategies, time management, working for or against sims you make or draw into other sim families. TS3 sims go into a workplace/mausoleum/restaurant & I get to READ about it. Cheat much? Humble and Co. have made a game about collecting crap, yet you switch to another lot to play & the previous family's inventories full of collected crap ARE DELETED BY DESIGN. Wtf?! The fucker shipped broken too, just like all the pre-release pirates said it was. You shitty non-reviewing reviewer, you. A major ingame utility (story progression toggle) WAS SHIPPED BROKEN. You lame-ass excuse for a 'journo', get bent. This game is so full of fail I would run out of characters from ripped-off consumer profanity alone. Buy the game & then buy the rest of the content from that shitty store that not only sells broken crap but is shared instantaneouly on 3rd party sites - fixed, no less, & for free. Try playing the fucking thing as it was 'meant to be played', or better - get someone who knows what they're dealing with to play it, & then tell people what they're buying: a bullshit effort done by people who had no business making a life simulator for people who've done nothing but buy all the previous, & superior, forms of the game FOR YEARS on end. You lazy fuck.
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