Paul Southworth
  • Last Login: November 21, 2009 2:50:58 PM
  • Joined: June 17, 2009 7:54:36 AM
  • Website: http://www.uglyhill.com
  • AIM: southworth813
  • Xbox Live: southworth813
  • About Me: Cartoonist and writer of "Ugly Hill" and the Crispy Gamer comic panel "You Are Dead".
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  • You Are Dead - 10/14/2009

    October 15, 2009 12:46:32 PM

    Is it the smell? It's the smell, isn't it?

  • You Are Dead - 9/30/2009

    October 5, 2009 11:23:39 AM

    @MonkeyPuncher:

    TROOF :)

  • You Are Dead - 9/30/2009

    September 30, 2009 12:40:05 PM

    Hey guys, "You Are Dead" has suffered a format change! No more single panel gags! Hooray!

    I hope you'll stay tuned over the next couple of weeks to meet the new cast of the revamped strip.

  • You Are Dead - 9/16/2009

    September 17, 2009 9:44:02 AM

    @RandomPerson:

    I know, right?

    Bowser stages an all-out assault on our world by using a dimensional disruptor to cause the Mushroom Kingdom to bleed into the real world, unleashing his monsters and triggering armageddon. Now Mario and Luigi must return to New York City to clean up the mess and unseat Bowser from his throne of skulls high atop the Chrysler Building!

    Nintendo: call me! I'm also available to write a shitty sequel to your shitty movie.

  • You Are Dead - 9/16/2009

    September 16, 2009 9:45:43 AM

    After "Super Mario Galaxy 2", there are really only two possible directions to take the franchise: "Super Mario Universe" or "Super Mario Apocalypse".

    You can see which one I'm pulling for.

  • You Are Dead - 9/9/2009

    September 9, 2009 4:53:52 PM

    @mmclennan:

    Ha ha, I had not heard that rumor!

    Well, a few less fertile gamers in world wouldn't be the most terrible thing :)

  • You Are Dead - 9/9/2009

    September 9, 2009 12:56:50 PM

    @mmclennan:

    Not... sure what you're referring to. Is Mountain Dew making us sterile? Film at 11!

  • You Are Dead - 8/26/2009

    August 26, 2009 10:34:06 PM

    I've owned the game since it came out, and I'm JUST NOW getting around to actually playing through the story, so I was inspired to draw a comic about it :)

  • You Are Dead - 8/19/2009

    August 22, 2009 8:50:06 AM

    @w1ndst0rm:

    I'm sure they could get around it with some kind of bullshit "Morality" system.

    Would you like to A) Perform a mass alien abortion, or B) Help the Prawns escape in their mothership?

  • You Are Dead - 8/19/2009

    August 21, 2009 4:52:34 PM

    @w1ndst0rm:

    Ha ha. How so?

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