Malarauko
  • Last Login: October 19, 2009 9:41:50 AM
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  • About Me: In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
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  • Memorable E3 Press Conference Moments: Honorable Mentions by Kyle Orland

    May 29, 2009 9:55:48 AM

    That first video the guy deserves more money then they pay him seriously for that singing.

  • War and Peace and Everything in Between: 10 Games for Foreign Policy Wonks

    May 12, 2009 12:23:35 PM

    Defcon. Yeah that'd always be my choice in terms of diplomacy. No actual ties just a loose coalition based on the honour of the players. And hell knows thats in short supply.

  • The Five: America's Army 3

    April 29, 2009 4:40:34 PM

    I'd love to see an acheivement called "Damn Nam" whereby your character hides in a corner of the map and smokes more substances than he should. Hell I can list several things i'd like to see:
    1. Techology playing a real role. As in one player way off the map untouchable by the enemy controlling a scout drone with a missile.
    2. Civilians in the battlezone. If you could force players to consider these people without resorting to docking points it'd be good.
    3. Special Forces. They start off with the enemy team unaware they're even playing then when you least expect it, WHAM! Someones broke your neck and is setting up demo charges on your presidential palalce.
    4. Sorry to beat the dead horse but if we could have George Bush in one level... please????

  • Experience Points - 4/28/2009

    April 28, 2009 10:41:28 AM

    Everyone knows more kids die on easter egg hunts than on any other syndicated holiday activity. The bunny in the dark, it speaks to me!!!!

  • I Call Bullshit: Hardcore Elitism

    April 25, 2009 5:27:46 AM

    Yeah I find that among a certain set you get that. Theres this gaming centre in the city where I live and the gamers who hang out there are all in their late 20's early thirties and they're pretty bitchy about stuff like casual gaming. I mean the Wii is like poison to them you know. Personally I think anything that improves the (however undeserved) image the media has of gaming is alright.

  • World's Greatest Videogame Toilets: Star Ocean: The Last Hope

    April 23, 2009 11:34:18 AM

    @Switchbreak:

    Toilet humour. The last refuge of the internet journalist.

  • As Fast as Impossible: 10 Insanely Thrilling Tool-Assisted Speedruns

    April 21, 2009 3:47:34 PM

    @RyanKuo:

    Thats a nice analogy... in a kind of creepy way. In my mind its like what would the computer do if after X number of playthroughs where the player kicked its ass it was given its own life. Let loose on its own levels how would it show up the average player.

  • As Fast as Impossible: 10 Insanely Thrilling Tool-Assisted Speedruns

    April 21, 2009 3:24:35 PM

    @johnteti:
    Two completely different ways of approaching the same activity. If you want an arguement for gaming as a more mature artform than people commonly perceive then thats a good approach right there.

  • As Fast as Impossible: 10 Insanely Thrilling Tool-Assisted Speedruns

    April 21, 2009 2:56:57 PM

    Gradius. Its like he's toying with them and when he condescends to actually fight them its so one sided. Pretty amazing work made even more amazing by the laborious process required to create it. Harder or easier than actually playing the game amazingly?

  • Backward Compatible - 4/17/2009

    April 20, 2009 3:46:23 AM

    No way Fallout as a canon would lack material for an MMO. I mean you have a huge setting (America.... its pretty big last time I checked), a wealth of goings on (and the characters to go with it) and a pretty solid fanbase to start off. Only thing I can see as a downside is the format in terms of view and control.

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