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  • Internet's Fastest Game Reviews - Assassin's Creed 2

    November 20, 2009 6:23:41 PM

    Best one so far! :D

  • Confession: I Bought A Collector's Edition (And I'm Not Sure Why) by Scott Jones

    November 20, 2009 12:30:56 AM

    ART BOOKLET does not fit here.

    STARBUCKS MUG can be used with VINTAGE ALARM CLOCK for +1 hipster decor.

  • 2009: It's Over. We Hardly Knew You, Old Friend. by Scott Jones

    November 20, 2009 12:17:40 AM

    AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity contains the following:

    -skydiving
    -hugs
    -kisses
    -vandalism
    -profane gestures
    -the murdering of seagulls
    -fun fact: Neanderthals are very hospitable towards time-travelers
    -a tooth-based economy
    -actual relaxation hypnosis therapy to relieve stress of difficult levels
    -Nebin

    If you didn't just decide to buy that game, you need to reevaluate your definition of awesome.

  • Weekend Playlist, 11/13/2009

    November 13, 2009 7:03:14 PM

    Despite having three exams on Monday, I might be able to squeeze in some time for Overlord -- it's like $8 for ALL of the Overlord games on Steam right now.

    That, and I want to get a little further in Arkham Asylum and Prince of Persia, and maybe play a little NBA 2K10 since my Jazz are doing so bad in real life right now. And I haven't even taken the shrink wrap off of Mass Effect or Assassin's Creed, both of which I want to beat before buying the sequels.

    OK sweet, so I'll be failing three exams on Monday.

  • Swag Tester: Win a Pantload of PopCap Swag by John Teti

    November 3, 2009 7:28:34 PM

    I saw a little kid dressed up as Batman. It was a decent Batman costume, as far as little kid ones go.

    Thing was, I just bought Arkham Asylum and have been having a hard time beating Bane. I just snapped! I was like, "I WILL FOLD YOU LIKE PAPER!!" and charged towards him. But the little tyke threw a batarang and jumped out of the way! I ran into the garage door, stumbled back, and the snot bubble jumped up and kicked me in the nose.

    I gave him a Snickers. It was the worst Halloween ever.

  • The Great Cull of 2009: What Do You Do With Old, Crappy Games? by Scott Jones

    October 28, 2009 9:56:27 PM

    My worst would be VR Troopers for the Sega Genesis, with a 37.5% on GameRankings. I thought it was amazing when I was five, though...

    But I'm proud to say that you have to go THAT far back to find a bad game in my collection.

    /me kicks Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 under the bed

  • Games for Lunch: Tekken 6

    October 28, 2009 9:32:18 PM

    Funny, I never liked Tekken. I love Soul Calibur and Street Fighter, could make myself want to play Tekken. Then again, I haven't played since it was on the PlayStation.

    Oh, and L.D. Oblowe is an awesome screenname.

  • NSFW Gone Wild

    October 27, 2009 7:05:09 PM

    Maybe SATMATGKS: Sorry about the massive ads, this game kinda sucks.

  • NSFW Gone Wild

    October 27, 2009 4:33:58 PM

    #28 is GNOY. That being said, these are win!

  • Swag Tester: Win A Dark Void Travel Set by John Teti

    October 21, 2009 11:00:07 PM

    Dark Void sounds like such a generic sci-fi title. Let's spice things up! A quick thesaurus check on "dark" and "void" yields the following:

    Pitchy Bereft
    Shady Drained
    Dusky Short
    Black Scant
    Misty Unfilled

    Phew! Is it getting hot in here?

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