Corpse Run 122: She's so hot right now
I feel like this is the millionth time I'm about to mention that Tales of Symphonia is one of my favorite games ever. It's a sprawling adventure fit to burst with exotic locales, a totally awesome battle system, and a plot with enough twists and turns to give M. Night Shyamalan wet dreams.
However, the game's about 60 hours long (the first time, anyways). It's bound to have some silly, head scratch inducing moments, almost always caused by ridiculous dialogue.
Really, take a look. Every time I play this game, I always crack up at this scene, mostly due to Lloyd's delivery of the line "I lied."
It's just so... evil... and after Lloyd has uncovered the fact that Colette is losing her sense of touch (something she's really self-conscious about) Lloyd tears into her, accusing her of not being able to feel anything at all.
People have feelings, Lloyd. Jerk.
I decided to go crazy today and bought a bag of 150 chicken nuggets from Costco. I planned for it to last for a while, and in my gluttony ate about 60. These greasy delectables were washed down with an inhuman amount of hot sauce, ketchup, and mustard.
My bowels will be thrilled for the final results of that endeavor.
Incidentally, tickets for poopapalozza will be available for sale shortly, the event taking place July 18th, 2011 in Manhattan, somewhere between the hours of 9a.m. to 3p.m.
This will be the only showing.