Real-life Ocarinas: Just in Time for the Holiday Shopping Season
I know what Kyle Orland is doing over the holidays this year: Teaching himself how to play a mournful rendition of "Epona's Theme" on his real-life Ocarina.
While eating a sandwich and leafing through a recent issue of Nintendo Power yesterday, I came across the following ad:
Yes, it says: DISCOVER A MAGICAL WORLD WITH YOUR OCARINA.
It features some fourth-rate Photoshopped-in magical star effects and a woman who looks like she's sad that her modeling career has taken her to a point where one-third of her head is appearing in ads in videogame magazines for Ocarinas.
If you blow into this ocarina, the only "magical world" you will likely discover is one of loneliness and alcohol and subscriptions to Cat Fancy.