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Or less. &lt;a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/" &gt;See more original videos at Crispy Gamer.&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:content type="video/x-flv" url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090817_ifgr_sporegalactic/090817_ifgr_sporegalactic.mp4" medium="video" lang="en" expression="full"><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></media:content><media:keywords>Spore Galactic Adventures, Internet's Fastest Game Reviews, CrispyTV</media:keywords><media:title type="plain">Internet's Fastest Game Reviews - Spore Galactic Adventures</media:title><media:player url="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=117" /><media:category>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</media:category><media:thumbnail url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090817_ifgr_sporegalactic/090817_ifgr_sporegalactic_thumb.jpg" width="198" height="111" /><sling:episode_name>&lt;i&gt;Spore Galactic Adventures&lt;/i&gt;</sling:episode_name><sling:show_name>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</sling:show_name><sling:episode_description>Mass-market appeal. 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And makes it look easy. &lt;a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/" &gt;See more original videos at Crispy Gamer.&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:content type="video/x-flv" url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/twig/090814_twig/090814_twig.mp4" medium="video" lang="en" expression="full"><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></media:content><media:keywords>August 14, 2009, The Week in Gaming, CrispyTV</media:keywords><media:title type="plain">The Week in Gaming - August 14, 2009</media:title><media:player url="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=115" /><media:category>The Week in Gaming</media:category><media:thumbnail url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/twig/090814_twig/090814_twig_thumb.jpg" width="198" height="111" /><sling:episode_name>August 14, 2009</sling:episode_name><sling:show_name>The Week in Gaming</sling:show_name><sling:episode_description>TWIG checks the rearview mirror and sees ... the dashboard? 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Or less. &lt;a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/" &gt;See more original videos at Crispy Gamer.&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:content type="video/x-flv" url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090813_ifgr_wiisportsresort/090813_ifgr_wiisportsresort.mp4" medium="video" lang="en" expression="full"><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></media:content><media:keywords>Wii Sports Resort, Internet's Fastest Game Reviews, CrispyTV</media:keywords><media:title type="plain">Internet's Fastest Game Reviews - Wii Sports Resort</media:title><media:player url="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=114" /><media:category>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</media:category><media:thumbnail url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090813_ifgr_wiisportsresort/090813_ifgr_wiisportsresort_thumb.jpg" width="198" height="111" /><sling:episode_name>&lt;i&gt;Wii Sports Resort&lt;/i&gt;</sling:episode_name><sling:show_name>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</sling:show_name><sling:episode_description>This IFGR goes out to a very special lady. 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Or less. &lt;a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/" &gt;See more original videos at Crispy Gamer.&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:content type="video/x-flv" url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090810_ifgr_easportsactive/090810_ifgr_easportsactive.mp4" medium="video" lang="en" expression="full"><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></media:content><media:keywords>EA Sports Active, Internet's Fastest Game Reviews, CrispyTV</media:keywords><media:title type="plain">Internet's Fastest Game Reviews - EA Sports Active</media:title><media:player url="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=112" /><media:category>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</media:category><media:thumbnail url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090810_ifgr_easportsactive/090810_ifgr_easportsactive_thumb.jpg" width="198" height="111" /><sling:episode_name>&lt;i&gt;EA Sports Active&lt;/i&gt;</sling:episode_name><sling:show_name>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</sling:show_name><sling:episode_description>$60 for this? 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Joystick Master Pete Strackmeier has both. &lt;a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/" &gt;See more original videos at Crispy Gamer.&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:content type="video/x-flv" url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/htbajm/090806_htbajm_guitarhero/090806_htbajm_guitarhero.mp4" medium="video" lang="en" expression="full"><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></media:content><media:keywords>Guitar Hero World Tour, How to Be a Joystick Master, CrispyTV</media:keywords><media:title type="plain">How to Be a Joystick Master - Guitar Hero World Tour</media:title><media:player url="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=110" /><media:category>How to Be a Joystick Master</media:category><media:thumbnail url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/htbajm/090806_htbajm_guitarhero/090806_htbajm_guitarhero_thumb.jpg" width="198" height="111" /><sling:episode_name>&lt;i&gt;Guitar Hero World Tour&lt;/i&gt;</sling:episode_name><sling:show_name>How to Be a Joystick Master</sling:show_name><sling:episode_description>Guitar heroism is just a phone call away. 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Or less. &lt;a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/" &gt;See more original videos at Crispy Gamer.&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:content type="video/x-flv" url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090805_ifgr_conker/090805_ifgr_conker.mp4" medium="video" lang="en" expression="full"><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></media:content><media:keywords>Conker's Bad Fur Day, Internet's Fastest Game Reviews, CrispyTV</media:keywords><media:title type="plain">Internet's Fastest Game Reviews - Conker's Bad Fur Day</media:title><media:player url="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=109" /><media:category>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</media:category><media:thumbnail url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090805_ifgr_conker/090805_ifgr_conker_thumb.jpg" width="198" height="111" /><sling:episode_name>&lt;i&gt;Conker's Bad Fur Day&lt;/i&gt;</sling:episode_name><sling:show_name>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</sling:show_name><sling:episode_description>We swear it was funny at the time.
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Or less. &lt;a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/" &gt;See more original videos at Crispy Gamer.&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:content type="video/x-flv" url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090713_ifgr_portal/090713_ifgr_portal.mp4" medium="video" lang="en" expression="full"><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></media:content><media:keywords>Portal, Internet's Fastest Game Reviews, CrispyTV</media:keywords><media:title type="plain">Internet's Fastest Game Reviews - Portal</media:title><media:player url="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=99" /><media:category>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</media:category><media:thumbnail url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090713_ifgr_portal/090713_ifgr_portal_thumb.jpg" width="198" height="111" /><sling:episode_name>&lt;i&gt;Portal&lt;/i&gt;</sling:episode_name><sling:show_name>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</sling:show_name><sling:episode_description>Critical opinion is divided. 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And makes it look easy. &lt;a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/" &gt;See more original videos at Crispy Gamer.&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:content type="video/x-flv" url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/twig/090710_twig/090710_twig.mp4" medium="video" lang="en" expression="full"><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></media:content><media:keywords>July 10, 2009, The Week in Gaming, CrispyTV</media:keywords><media:title type="plain">The Week in Gaming - July 10, 2009</media:title><media:player url="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=98" /><media:category>The Week in Gaming</media:category><media:thumbnail url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/twig/090710_twig/090710_twig_thumb.jpg" width="198" height="111" /><sling:episode_name>July 10, 2009</sling:episode_name><sling:show_name>The Week in Gaming</sling:show_name><sling:episode_description>Please, sir, may I have a PS3 price cut? Plus: games that hurt and gamers who blow. 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Or less. &lt;a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/" &gt;See more original videos at Crispy Gamer.&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:content type="video/x-flv" url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090706_ifgr_indianajones/090706_ifgr_indianajones.mp4" medium="video" lang="en" expression="full"><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></media:content><media:keywords>Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings, Internet's Fastest Game Reviews, CrispyTV</media:keywords><media:title type="plain">Internet's Fastest Game Reviews - Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings</media:title><media:player url="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=95" /><media:category>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</media:category><media:thumbnail url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090706_ifgr_indianajones/090706_ifgr_indianajones_thumb.jpg" width="198" height="111" /><sling:episode_name>&lt;i&gt;Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings&lt;/i&gt;</sling:episode_name><sling:show_name>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</sling:show_name><sling:episode_description>There's a superstar archaeologist to suit all tastes. See more CrispyTV at www.crispygamer.com/crispytv</sling:episode_description></item><item><title>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews - The Sims 3</title><link>http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=93</link><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=93</guid><description>Everything you need -- or didn't need -- to know about a game in 10 seconds. Or less. &lt;a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/" &gt;See more original videos at Crispy Gamer.&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:content type="video/x-flv" url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090703_ifgr_thesims3/090703_ifgr_thesims3.mp4" medium="video" lang="en" expression="full"><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></media:content><media:keywords>The Sims 3, Internet's Fastest Game Reviews, CrispyTV</media:keywords><media:title type="plain">Internet's Fastest Game Reviews - The Sims 3</media:title><media:player url="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=93" /><media:category>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</media:category><media:thumbnail url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090703_ifgr_thesims3/090703_ifgr_thesims3_thumb.jpg" width="198" height="111" /><sling:episode_name>&lt;i&gt;The Sims 3&lt;/i&gt;</sling:episode_name><sling:show_name>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</sling:show_name><sling:episode_description>Choose your words carefully. 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Or less. &lt;a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/" &gt;See more original videos at Crispy Gamer.&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:content type="video/x-flv" url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090615_ifgr_wallacegromit/090615_ifgr_wallacegromit.mp4" medium="video" lang="en" expression="full"><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></media:content><media:keywords>Wallace &amp; Gromit: The Last Resort, Internet's Fastest Game Reviews, CrispyTV</media:keywords><media:title type="plain">Internet's Fastest Game Reviews - Wallace &amp; Gromit: The Last Resort</media:title><media:player url="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=81" /><media:category>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</media:category><media:thumbnail url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090615_ifgr_wallacegromit/090615_ifgr_wallacegromit_thumb.jpg" width="198" height="111" /><sling:episode_name>&lt;i&gt;Wallace &amp; Gromit: The Last Resort&lt;/i&gt;</sling:episode_name><sling:show_name>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</sling:show_name><sling:episode_description>All joking aside&amp;hellip; See more CrispyTV at www.crispygamer.com/crispytv</sling:episode_description></item><item><title>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews - UFC 2009 Undisputed</title><link>http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=80</link><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=80</guid><description>Everything you need -- or didn't need -- to know about a game in 10 seconds. Or less. &lt;a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/" &gt;See more original videos at Crispy Gamer.&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:content type="video/x-flv" url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090612_ifgr_ufcundisputed/090612_ifgr_ufcundisputed.mp4" medium="video" lang="en" expression="full"><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></media:content><media:keywords>UFC 2009 Undisputed, Internet's Fastest Game Reviews, CrispyTV</media:keywords><media:title type="plain">Internet's Fastest Game Reviews - UFC 2009 Undisputed</media:title><media:player url="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=80" /><media:category>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</media:category><media:thumbnail url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090612_ifgr_ufcundisputed/090612_ifgr_ufcundisputed_thumb.jpg" width="198" height="111" /><sling:episode_name>&lt;i&gt;UFC 2009 Undisputed&lt;/i&gt;</sling:episode_name><sling:show_name>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</sling:show_name><sling:episode_description>Our most revealing IFGR yet. 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Or less. &lt;a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/" &gt;See more original videos at Crispy Gamer.&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:content type="video/x-flv" url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090610_ifgr_galactrix/090610_ifgr_galactrix.mp4" medium="video" lang="en" expression="full"><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></media:content><media:keywords>Puzzle Quest: Galactrix, Internet's Fastest Game Reviews, CrispyTV</media:keywords><media:title type="plain">Internet's Fastest Game Reviews - Puzzle Quest: Galactrix</media:title><media:player url="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=78" /><media:category>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</media:category><media:thumbnail url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/090610_ifgr_galactrix/090610_ifgr_galactrix_thumb.jpg" width="198" height="111" /><sling:episode_name>&lt;i&gt;Puzzle Quest: Galactrix&lt;/i&gt;</sling:episode_name><sling:show_name>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</sling:show_name><sling:episode_description>Always leave them wanting more. 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Or less. &lt;a href="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/" &gt;See more original videos at Crispy Gamer.&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:content type="video/x-flv" url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr/ifgr_godfather2.mp4" medium="video" lang="en" expression="full"><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></media:content><media:keywords>The Godfather II, Internet's Fastest Game Reviews, CrispyTV</media:keywords><media:title type="plain">Internet's Fastest Game Reviews - The Godfather II</media:title><media:player url="http://www.crispygamer.com/crispytv/play.aspx?id=62" /><media:category>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</media:category><media:thumbnail url="http://images.crispygamer.com/public/ifgr_thumbs/godfather2.png" width="640" height="360" /><sling:episode_name>&lt;i&gt;The Godfather II&lt;/i&gt;</sling:episode_name><sling:show_name>Internet's Fastest Game Reviews</sling:show_name><sling:episode_description>We boil &lt;i&gt;The Godfather II&lt;/i&gt; down to its essence. 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