Rygar: The Battle of Argus (Wii)
The latest piece of WiiCrap.
2/13/2009 8:07 PM | 1 Comments | Page 1 of 2
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What's Hot: There's nothing to say here. Nothing. If you're one of the 12 people who are Rygar fans, this game will break your heart.
What's Not: Port of an ancient PS2 game; No waggle in game's story mode; Weird/lame bosses.
Scott Jones
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If you played 2002's
Rygar: The Legendary Adventure for the PlayStation 2, then you've already played
Rygar: The Battle of Argus.

"If I defeat you, you must listen to me say the word 'Diskarmor' many more times! Muahahahahaha."
The Legendary Adventure wasn't a particularly good game. But I do remember playing and enjoying it. Back in 2002.
I assumed that Tecmo had re-imagined the game somehow; that they'd reworked it, from the ground up, and were giving us an all-new Rygar. I was wrong. Instead, what I found here were the same bad camera angles. What I found were the same exact enemies in the same exact places. What I found was the same mediocre game that I played seven years ago.
Tecmo didn't even bother to Wii-ify the game's controls. Instead, the A button is your light attack; the B button is your heavy attack. There's no waggle -- none whatsoever -- in the main story mode. (The game's Gladiator mode, inexplicably, does allow you to mimic your Diskarmor attacks. Swing the Remote in a chopping motion to perform a Vulcan Hammer. Why this control scheme isn't used in the main game is a mystery to me. Oh, wait. It's merely that Tecmo was lazy. There, mystery solved.)

Look out! Those spiky caterpillers are totally after you!
Seriously, Tecmo, how do you sleep at night?
The Battle for Argus is paced like every other game in the third-person action genre. If you've played a Devil May Cry game, then you know what to expect here. You fight a few smaller skirmishes, then a bigger skirmish, then a few smaller ones; then you die a bunch of times because of a terrible camera angle; then you have a really big battle, aka The Level-Ending Boss. The bosses stink: An eel-thing with five fire-breathing, giant baby heads? Give me a break.
You'll mostly fight oversized caterpillars with spikes on them, making Rygar more of an exterminator than a hero. I've got roaches in my apartment in New York that he's welcome to use his Diskarmor on. (Speaking of the Diskarmor, what's even more annoying than the dumb name is the dumb way that everyone in the game pronounces the name. They don't say "Disk-Armor," like a normal person would. Instead, they say "Diskarmor" very fast, with no pause in the middle to let the two words breathe. This gives me red ass for some reason.)