Ah, good old Silent Hill. A town that features more fog than a Def Leppard concert, rows of shuttered storefronts (perhaps a Wal-Mart opened nearby?), and tree-lined streets that are always mysteriously truncated by either a bottomless pit or some sort of awful wreckage. Or both.

It's time for your 4 o'clock sponge bath, Mr. Shepherd."

In case you're keeping score, Homecoming is the fifth game in the survival-horror series. Silent Hill games are typically 20 percent creepy, 20 percent nuts, 10 percent frustrating, and 50 percent depressing, and this one is no exception.

The series has always earned its scares in more subtle ways than the Resident Evil games. Whereas Resident Evil relies on cheap, boogie-man moments -- e.g. zombie dobermans leaping through a glass window -- the Silent Hill games usually feature a slow and steady erosion of the psyche. It's about atmosphere in Silent Hill, whether it's an abandoned amusement park littered with stuffed animal bunnies (SH 3) or the abandoned school from the original game, which stands tall as the seminal place where I first realized that a videogame could scare the Fruit Roll-Ups out of me.

Maybe if I pull Lever 5 this game will finally be over. OK, fingers crossed...

But there's a fine line between being scared and being annoyed, and the Silent Hill series has always walked that line. The sequels, aside from a creep-out here and there, by and large came down on the annoying side of things for me. So, can Homecoming return the series to its original scary-as-all-hell roots?

The unlucky protagonist this time around is Alex Shepherd, a furrowed-browed war veteran who returns home to find his town of Shepherd's Glen blanketed in fog, his streets ending abruptly in bottomless pits and/or wreckage, and his mother sitting catatonic in an empty house. Alex is in search of his younger brother Josh, of whom he keeps getting glimpses off in the distance. Each time Alex seems about to catch up to him, Josh flees, forcing Alex to explore the town of Shepherd's Glen, and eventually -- and there be spoilers ahead, matey -- wind up back in good, old Silent Hill, of course.

Animals without hair are supposed to be scary. But mostly what they are is misunderstood.

As Alex wanders through the fog of the town, he also wanders through the fog of his past, exploring his relationship with his family (in particular, with his father) via a series of dramatic flashbacks. This is that Freudian backbone to which I previously alluded.

Along the way, Alex also encounters zombified nurses wielding butcher knives, a shambling armless creature that blows poisonous gas, a dog that appears to have been turned inside-out, and a giant, ground-pounding beast that appears to be the result of an unholy union between a department store mannequin and a pile of soiled pillows, among other things. As with all Silent Hill games, it's a question of fight or flight. In the previous games, the combat controls were crude and the weapons were unpowered, resulting in more flight than fight. But Homecoming features a somewhat more robust combat engine.

While the series' controls have been revamped for Homecoming, it's still not quite on par with -- or as successful as -- the overhaul that Resident Evil 4 received two years ago. Gone, finally, is the ancient, tank-like d-pad control scheme of previous installments. I wouldn't exactly call Alex nimble, but he is far more agile than James Sunderland (SH 2) or Travis Grady (Origins) were in their respective games. Alex has two types of attacks: light (X button) and heavy (Square button). Alex can also lock onto a target, and use a dodge move (O button) to get out of the way before an incoming blow. Fortunately, creatures telegraph their blows in such obvious ways that they may as well hold up sign that say, "GET READY TO DODGE BECAUSE I AM GOING TO TRY TO HIT YOU NOW."

In the game's opening sequence, Shepherd stops by a haunted Supercuts, then spends the rest of the game scaring off monsters with his scary coiffure.

The PlayStation 3 game looks -- and plays -- almost identically to its Xbox 360 cousin. If anything, the load times on the PS3 version seem to be a fraction of a second shorter than they are on the 360. And for the install-phobic, there is no painfully lengthy install at the game's start, which is a good thing. Silent Hill veterans will also likely prefer the PS3 version simply because of their inherent familiarity with the DualShock controller. (The series has made its home almost exclusively on PlayStation platforms, with only an obscure exception here and there.)

As usual, the characters in the game still spout corny, unbelievable dialogue -- example: "It seems as if the whole town has gone mad" -- when a more believable response would be to go insane on the spot at the sight of ground-pounding, mannequin/soiled-pillows thing.

Which brings me to another gripe: Giving these creatures cutesy nicknames diminishes whatever terror value they might inherently have. Being attacked by a shambling, no-armed zombie with a glowing, pulsating chest? That's scary. But after learning that the game refers to these creatures as "Smogs," it's significantly less scary. These nicknames make these creatures quaint and relatable, when instead they should be "things" that must be dealt with.

Yet the game's biggest flaw, aside from a couple of terribly obscure puzzles, is that it's a tedious and overly familiar experience. Look at what Quantic Dream is doing with Heavy Rain, and Homecoming's traditional save points/hoard your First-Aid kits/defeat-the-boss structure seems borderline primitive. Beyond that, I trekked backward and forward through the same old hotels, through the same old sewer systems and churches, using what must be weakest flashlight in history. I spent hours walking around in the near-dark trying door after door only to be told time and again that "THIS DOOR IS JAMMED AND CANNOT BE OPENED." It's in these moments -- beyond the been-there-haunted-that feel of the game -- that I wondered what kind of masochist would bother putting himself or herself through all of this misery. Put simply, I shouldn't have to work so hard for a halfway decent creep-out.

This review was based on a retail copy of the game purchased by Crispy Gamer.