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Xbox 360 Buyer's Guide

Xbox 360 Buyer's Guide


Congratulations, savvy consumer, on your very wise, very savvy purchase! Or, if you received the Xbox 360 as a gift, be sure to give whoever gave it to you a kiss. They did you "a solid," as they say on the street.

As a game journalist, I have to "work" with the PlayStation 3 and with the Nintendo Wii. But whenever I have a spare moment, it's the Xbox 360 that typically gets my attention. Why so?

I like Xbox Live. I don't do a whole lot of online gaming, but I do like seeing who's online, who's offline, who's playing what, what Achievements people have unlocked, what's available for download via Xbox Live Arcade, who's watching a movie (Gus is, usually), etc. The genius of Xbox Live is that it allows me to feel connected -- to someone, to something -- even when I'm just sitting alone in my living room in my skivvies and playing games solo.

I also appreciate the range of games that are available for the 360. Despite the PS3's purported power, it's the 360's version of a multiplatform title that typically looks and plays the best, to my mind.

Pros:

  • Tons of games from which to choose
  • Generic aesthetics make it mesh nicely with your existing audio-visual equipment.
  • Despite competition from Sony, Xbox Live is still the best online service in the business.

Cons:

  • Known to "red-ring" on occasion
  • Noisy; runs hot; brick-like power plug
  • Xbox Live Gold Membership costs $50 per year.

Gamers typically think of this machine as:

A user-friendly/living-room-friendly version of a PC.

History


The Xbox 360, or "the 360" as it's often referred to, has been in stores since 2005. It's produced by Microsoft (all together now: Boo!). But to its credit, Microsoft seemed to learn a lot from the mistakes it made with the original Xbox, which was its first foray into console gaming.

Looks

Xbox 360 Buyer's Guide

Xbox 360 Halo 3 Special Edition

The Xbox 360 is much more sleek and sophisticated-looking than the obnoxiously massive original, and blends nicely with the other electronics equipment in your living room. It's available in two colors -- white or matte black -- but there have been limited-edition Xbox 360s, including a Halo 3 Special Edition and Modern Warfare 2 Special Edition. In general, unless you have one of the special editions, your non-gaming friends won't say, "Oh, I see you have a videogame machine. Look at you, you pathetic man-boy, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" whenever they come over. By the way, if your friends actually say things like this, you shouldn't be friends with them anyway. Jerks.

Infamous for?

Xbox 360 Buyer's Guide

The Red Ring of Death

The so-called "Red Ring of Death." The earliest generations of the Xbox 360 unfortunately suffered from a ridiculously high failure rate. When hardware would fail, the ring of green light(s) on the front of the 360 would suddenly turn red. (In the name of full disclosure, I've had two retail 360s go to 360 heaven.) Microsoft addressed this issue in two ways. One, it reworked the specs on later generations of 360s, greatly reducing the failure rate. And two, it developed a consumer-friendly repair program that made it relatively easy for consumers to get their faulty 360s repaired or replaced.

You should know that the red rings still do occur on occasion. Pray you don't suffer one. Trust me, it's very traumatizing. You have to put the 360 into a tiny cardboard coffin and ship it to Texas, where a Wall-E will eventually find it hundreds of years from now.

Arcade vs. Elite

The 360 comes in two versions: the Xbox 360 Arcade and the Xbox 360 Elite. The Elite typically has a matte black finish and comes with a 120 GB Hard Drive. It retails for $299.99.

The Arcade ships without the Hard Drive, and is marketed more toward casual gamers. It retails for $199.99.

Each one ships with a single Wireless Controller. The Elite also ships with an Xbox Live Wireless Headset. And, at press time, it was also shipping with a dual pack of games: LEGO Batman: The Videogame and Pure.

Microsoft Xbox 360 Hard Drive (120GB)
Xbox 360 Hard Drive (120GB)

Which to buy? I say, if you're tempted at all, go with the Elite. You're going to want that Hard Drive. In fact, using the 360 without a Hard Drive is like trying to drive a car without wheels, or eat an ice cream cone without the cone.

Hard Drives are not only great for storing game saves and system updates; you can also fill them up with movies, music, photos and various other effluvia that can turn your 360 into a formidable multimedia machine.

Hard drives retail for around $100. I recommend picking one up, if your Xbox 360 didn't come with one.

A word about Xbox Live

As I said above, the best reason to own a 360 is its terrific Xbox Live service. Yes, it's costly ($50 for a Gold-level membership). But it's worth it. Sure, now the service features user-friendly Avatars (that are eerily like the Miis on the Nintendo Wii) and a new, easier-to-navigate interface, but it's the partnership with DVD-rental service Netflix that makes the service a must-have. If you have a Netflix account, then you're entitled to instantly watch streaming movies via Xbox Live (as long as you live in the U.S.; Canadians get hosed here). The quality -- as long as you have a strong Internet connection -- is great. A November '09 software update made the already terrific service even more robust, by adding Twitter, Last.fm and Facebook functionality.

A word about Xbox Live Arcade


Xbox Live Arcade (XBLA) is a magical virtual space that features old-school PC classics (Duke Nukem 3D, DOOM), musty quarter-eaters (Joust, Ms. Pac-Man), Dreamcast masterworks (Soulcalibur) and new-school IPs (Geometry Wars, Braid). All games are available for 400, 800 or 1,200 Microsoft Points (not to be confused with the soon-to-be-explained Achievement points) which can be purchased, conveniently enough, via credit card. All of these old and new games look and play great on the 360, with a few exceptions. For example, Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix is a superb game, but trying to throw a Dragon Punch via the 360 controller is basically an exercise in futility. If you're looking for variety, I also recommend checking out Xbox Live Indie Games, where you'll find games developed by smaller, independent developers. Finally, Xbox Live On Demand offers on-demand versions of Xbox classics like Indigo Prophecy and Ninja Gaiden Black, as well as a bevy of best-selling 360 titles like Mass Effect and Burnout Paradise , all of which are available for nominal fees.

A word about those Achievement points


Achievement points, which build your Gamerscore, can be earned by playing any game in the Xbox 360 Library. Each disc features an allotted 1,000 points which can be squeezed out of a game by meeting certain criteria and challenges. For example, failing a song on the Easy skill level in Guitar Hero II will earn you the Long Road Ahead Achievement (worth 10 points). Achievement points have no real-world value whatsoever, yet don't be surprised if you find yourself up until 4 a.m. trying to earn the Suicide Missionary Achievement in Gears of War 2. (Complete the game on the Insane difficulty level, and earn a whopping 150 Points.) In other words, there's something oddly addictive about that little "bloop" electronic noise the 360 makes and the icon that pops up on-screen whenever you unlock an Achievement. If you haven't experienced this, then you have no idea what I'm talking about. But unlock a few, and you'll see the light.

Backward compatibility


If you've still got your old original Xbox games lying around, the Xbox 360 will play some of them. Yes, I said "some." Right now, there are around 500 original Xbox games that will play on the 360. Look here for the most current list of compatible titles.

HDTV = essential


If you don't own a high-definition television, you're not really going to be able to appreciate the true power of the Xbox 360. Games like Fallout 3, Gears of War 2, Batman: Arkham Asylum and Fable II will practically sear your corneas in 1080p. I know you just forked over a wad of cash for your 360, but you should seriously consider laying out more dough for an HDTV to get the most bang for your buck. You can get yourself a perfectly respectable HDTV now for less than $1,000.

Must-buy hardware

Microsoft Xbox 360 Wireless Networking Adapter
Xbox 360 Wireless Networking Adapter

Wireless Network Adapter ($100). The Wii and PS3 both have built in Wi-Fi, but the 360 does not. If your TV isn't near your router, you'll unfortunately need to pick up one of these jobbies. A nice alternative that I've also used: the Powerline AV Networking Adapter (around $130), which uses your home's existing electrical wiring to transmit your Wi-Fi signal.

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Microsoft Xbox 360 Play & Charge Kit
Xbox 360 Play & Charge Kit

Play & Charge Kit ($20). Recharge your Wireless Controller while you play. Small caveat: The controller does seem to get warm in the battery pack region, especially if you're holding it in your lap.

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Microsoft Xbox 360 Wireless Controller
Xbox 360 Wireless Controller

Wireless Controller ($50). No doubt your 360 shipped with only one controller. Pick up a second for those split-screen Left 4 Dead 2 sessions.

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Microsoft Xbox 360 Headset
Xbox 360 Headset

Headset ($20). If your 360 didn't come packaged with a headset, be sure to pick one up. Microsoft also makes a wireless headset; avoid that one (it's poorly designed and painful to wear -- see below). Go with the old-fashioned wired one instead.

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Microsoft 512MB Memory Unit for Xbox 360
512MB Memory Unit for Xbox 360

512 MB Memory Unit ($30). It's helpful to have an MU handy, in case you want to bring your saved games on the road with you.

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Must-avoid hardware

Any third-party "coolers." These coolers are designed to keep your Xbox 360 from overheating. But as long as your 360 is placed in a well-ventilated area (hint: The only thing that should be touching it on three sides is air), you'll be fine.

Wireless Headset Communicator ($50). This is the aforementioned wireless headset. It looks nice, but I'll bet medieval torture devices were more fun to wear. Avoid.

Eleven must-buy games for your library

Left 4 Dead 2
The Orange Box
Modern Warfare 2
BioShock
Mass Effect
Assassin's Creed II
Skate 2
Crackdown
Borderlands
Brütal Legend
NHL 10

Ten must-download Xbox Live Arcade games

Rez HD
'Splosion Man
Trials HD
Shadow Complex
Pac-Man: Championship Edition
Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2
Soulcalibur
The Maw
Cloning Clyde
Battlefield 1943

Five must-buy Xbox originals

Psychonauts
Ninja Gaiden Black
Max Payne
Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse
Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge

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