Crispy readers, I salute you. I asked for your funny captions, and you delivered something fierce. Heck, to be honest, sometimes the photos weren't all that funny! Sometimes the pictures of the prizes were funnier! Yet you persevered.

As thanks, I'm opening up Tokyo Santa's Grab Bag nice and wide. The captions for Day 1 of the contest were so good that I was hard-pressed to pick a winner. I decided to give a random grab-bag pick to every eligible commenter who came up with a caption on the Day 1 picture (and who didn't win on another day). Crispy pays the postage, so what do I care? Prizes for everyone.

The winners for each day, of course, still receive that day's special bonus prize. On with it, then!

Day 1

Winner:
"2K allowed the Japanese studio to make many changes, such as to the Big Daddy, in order to make Bioshock appeal to audiences overseas." -- togmkn

Honorable Mention For Achievement in the "Princess Leia Joke" Category:
"If you think Leia's body has gotten bad over the years, just wait until you see her face!" -- Palalong

Also receiving prizes: AlexanderBevier, DiTrent, Johaan, joho, MikeN, piccolo13, Plutonius37 and w1ndst0rm.

Day 2

Winner:
"As demonstrated by the images above, the 'girlfriend adapter' for Rez HD was not always used in the way it was intended." -- Palalong

Paul Lynde Memorial Award for Best Non-Sequitur Game-Show Reference:
"And the Circle gets the Square!" -- Johaan

Day 3

Winner:
"Game Chair: Designed For Unbalanced Asses." -- DoctorJest

Most Surprisingly Hilarious Revival of an Old Meme:

"Somebody set us up the chair." -- Matt Coughlan

Day 4

Winner:

"Dude. My thumb has a crapload of pixels." -- Matt Coughlan

Most Righteously Epic Entry:
"'BOW BEFORE ME!' He bellowed, brandishing his massive thumb and towering over the lone man left quivering in left field. 'YOU ARE LESS THAN AN ANT TO MY GREATNESS.' Only the slightest hint of doubt flashed through his mind: Why did the crispy gamer only get him a one-way ticket?" -- joho

Top-notch work, all! Winners and other prize-getters, you'll receive an email from our Prize Squad shortly.