If Game Characters Used Twitter
RunnerFaith
Faith | Mirror's Edge
OW! Just skinned my knee while jumping over razor wire. OwieowieowowowOW! F***!
Faith | Mirror's Edge
OW! Just skinned my knee while jumping over razor wire. OwieowieowowowOW! F***!
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PacItUp
Pac-Man
Who the hell put a key in the middle of the maze? This thing is inedible. Blech!
Pac-Man
Who the hell put a key in the middle of the maze? This thing is inedible. Blech!
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IroquoisPliskin
Solid Snake | Metal Gear Solid
@ColonelCampbell Metal Gear?! #OuterHeaven
Solid Snake | Metal Gear Solid
@ColonelCampbell Metal Gear?! #OuterHeaven
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THERappa
PaRappa the Rapper
Big show 2nite with @MCKingKongMushi. I gotta believe you guys'll be there.
PaRappa the Rapper
Big show 2nite with @MCKingKongMushi. I gotta believe you guys'll be there.
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nplusninja
Ninja | N+
Hit by laser. Dead.
Ninja | N+
Hit by laser. Dead.
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nplusninja
Ninja | N+
Jumped over mine, jumped off a wall. Hit by laser. Dead.
Ninja | N+
Jumped over mine, jumped off a wall. Hit by laser. Dead.
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nplusninja
Ninja | N+
Jumped over mine, jumped off wall, ran down hallway, cornered by sentry. Dead.
Ninja | N+
Jumped over mine, jumped off wall, ran down hallway, cornered by sentry. Dead.
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ImaGonnaWin
Wario
Need 10 people to sign up so I can get free iPhone. Spread the word. WAHAHAHA! http://www.iphones4free.com/
Wario
Need 10 people to sign up so I can get free iPhone. Spread the word. WAHAHAHA! http://www.iphones4free.com/
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nplusninja
Ninja | N+
Jumped over mine. Hit by laser. Dead.
Ninja | N+
Jumped over mine. Hit by laser. Dead.
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ColonelCampbell
Colonel Campbell | Metal Gear Solid
@IriqouisPliskin YES! METAL GEAR! Please PM me on codec next time... dunno who's watching public timeline.
Colonel Campbell | Metal Gear Solid
@IriqouisPliskin YES! METAL GEAR! Please PM me on codec next time... dunno who's watching public timeline.
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nplusninja
Ninja | N+
Ran into mine. Dead.
Ninja | N+
Ran into mine. Dead.
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KoopaKing
Bowser
@JumpinPlumber I'm in ur castlez, stealin ur princess.
Bowser
@JumpinPlumber I'm in ur castlez, stealin ur princess.
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MegaRockMan69
Mega Man
Just got the Hard Knuckle all up in there. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Srsly ladies, u kno u want this.
Mega Man
Just got the Hard Knuckle all up in there. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Srsly ladies, u kno u want this.
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RushTheDog
Rush
@MegaRockMan69 Dude, any way you could lose some weight? Back made of titanium and you STILL make it sore.
Rush
@MegaRockMan69 Dude, any way you could lose some weight? Back made of titanium and you STILL make it sore.
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GreenDino
Yoshi
@RushTheDog I feel you, man.
Yoshi
@RushTheDog I feel you, man.
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TombRaider
Lara Croft | Tomb Raider
Woke up with sore back this am. Dunno if it's from jumping rolls or carrying large "equipment."
Lara Croft | Tomb Raider
Woke up with sore back this am. Dunno if it's from jumping rolls or carrying large "equipment."
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FastestThingAlive
Sonic the Hedgehog
Big party at my place. Be there or be slow!
Sonic the Hedgehog
Big party at my place. Be there or be slow!
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MilesPrower
Tails
@FastestThingAlive I'm totally there!
Tails
@FastestThingAlive I'm totally there!
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GLaD2BHere
GLaDOS | Portal
Pissed no one came to my party. Everyone but @HeartCubed can bite me. Oh well... more delicious cake for us.
GLaDOS | Portal
Pissed no one came to my party. Everyone but @HeartCubed can bite me. Oh well... more delicious cake for us.
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FastestThingAlive
Sonic the Hedgehog
@MilesPrower Oh... um... party's been canceled actually. I'll catch you later, tho.
Sonic the Hedgehog
@MilesPrower Oh... um... party's been canceled actually. I'll catch you later, tho.
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MistressAran
Samus Aran | Metroid
Tired of guys trying to use "Justin Bailey" as a pick up line. I don't take off my power suit for just _anybody_!
Samus Aran | Metroid
Tired of guys trying to use "Justin Bailey" as a pick up line. I don't take off my power suit for just _anybody_!
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DrFreeman
Gordon Freeman | Half-Life
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Gordon Freeman | Half-Life
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NaviGatrix
Navi | The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Hey! Listen! ... to this awesome Pixies track. It's the shit. http://tinyurl.com/l37de
Navi | The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Hey! Listen! ... to this awesome Pixies track. It's the shit. http://tinyurl.com/l37de
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MasterSwordsman
Link
RT @Crono4ever: RT @DrGordonFreeman ...
Link
RT @Crono4ever: RT @DrGordonFreeman ...
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UrPrincessAintHere
Toad
Trippin' ballz on all these shrooms.
Toad
Trippin' ballz on all these shrooms.
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