If Game Characters Used Twitter

7/13/2009 7:59 AM | 12 Comments | Page 1 of 2

Kyle Orland
Status: "You can't get quality video game editorial from a value menu!" "No, really, you can't."

RunnerFaith
Faith | Mirror's Edge
OW! Just skinned my knee while jumping over razor wire. OwieowieowowowOW! F***!

skate.er
sk8r | Skate 2
@HallofMeat Just broke ten bones, including my skull. Good enough 4 U?

PacItUp
Pac-Man
Who the hell put a key in the middle of the maze? This thing is inedible. Blech!

IroquoisPliskin
Solid Snake | Metal Gear Solid
@ColonelCampbell Metal Gear?! #OuterHeaven

THERappa
PaRappa the Rapper
Big show 2nite with @MCKingKongMushi. I gotta believe you guys'll be there.

nplusninja
Ninja | N+
Hit by laser. Dead.

nplusninja
Ninja | N+
Jumped over mine, jumped off a wall. Hit by laser. Dead.

nplusninja
Ninja | N+
Jumped over mine, jumped off wall, ran down hallway, cornered by sentry. Dead.

ImaGonnaWin
Wario
Need 10 people to sign up so I can get free iPhone. Spread the word. WAHAHAHA! http://www.iphones4free.com/

nplusninja
Ninja | N+
Jumped over mine. Hit by laser. Dead.

ColonelCampbell
Colonel Campbell | Metal Gear Solid
@IriqouisPliskin YES! METAL GEAR! Please PM me on codec next time... dunno who's watching public timeline.

nplusninja
Ninja | N+
Ran into mine. Dead.

KoopaKing
Bowser
@JumpinPlumber I'm in ur castlez, stealin ur princess.

MegaRockMan69
Mega Man
Just got the Hard Knuckle all up in there. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Srsly ladies, u kno u want this.

LastGirlonEarth
Zoey | Left 4 Dead
NE1 kno a good way to get zombie vomit out of a red hoodie?

RushTheDog
Rush
@MegaRockMan69 Dude, any way you could lose some weight? Back made of titanium and you STILL make it sore.

GreenDino
Yoshi
@RushTheDog I feel you, man.

TombRaider
Lara Croft | Tomb Raider
Woke up with sore back this am. Dunno if it's from jumping rolls or carrying large "equipment."

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KyleOrland (Game Trust Writer)
7/14/2009 9:04:03 AM

@JoshMoore:

Thanksfully, 90 minute cinematics don't fit in Twitter's 140 character limit.
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JoshMoore
7/14/2009 12:38:31 AM

Although you'd probably have to watch a 90 minute cinematic first.
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JoshMoore
7/14/2009 12:37:15 AM

@GusMastrapa:

That could also probably pass off as solid snake.
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GusMastrapa (Game Trust Writer)
7/14/2009 12:20:00 AM

@Palalong:

His would be more like, "Grrrrrrrrrr."
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Palalong
7/13/2009 4:44:02 PM

Kratos would be a good one: "So I was killing this boss right, and suddenly I start seeing squares and triangles and shit. I haven't done acid for years! wtf!"
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Crispy Specials
SolidSnape
7/13/2009 2:32:33 PM

http://www.hardcasual.net/2008/12/22/plumbers-twitter-used-as-evidence-in-lizard-kings-murder/
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buttongwinnett
7/13/2009 12:50:37 PM

lol at wario, but u should have done one for kratos
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KyleOrland (Game Trust Writer)
7/13/2009 11:53:19 AM

@Foe_Monkey:

Nah, if she wrote it half the words would be misspelled and it'd be all about Halo characters.

I'm serious... my sister is hooked on teh Hal0z!
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Foe_Monkey
7/13/2009 11:33:33 AM

You sure it wasn't your sister that wrote this?
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Agnitio
7/13/2009 10:04:17 AM

Awesome
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Crispy Specials
HaroldGoldberg (Game Trust Writer)
7/13/2009 9:03:28 AM

hilarious.
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SoxFan13
7/13/2009 8:09:28 AM

Good stuff! @Kyleorl
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