Join the Crispy Adventurers Club

Dare to explore games where other players fear to tread
6/29/2009 12:46 PM | 27 Comments | Page 1 of 1

John Teti
John Teti
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We at Crispy Gamer think it's admirable to keep up with the newest games. And of course, it's also important to pay your respects to the classics. But here's the thing: Neither of those takes any courage. You're treading trodden trails; you're going with the flow. We think it's time for gaming with a little more adventure.

And so we inaugurate the Crispy Adventurers Club. Our mission is to explore those semi-forgotten titles from the past that don't make it onto any top-10 lists -- the ones that haven't been drilled into our consciousness with incessant tributes and remakes. Perhaps the ravages of time have not been good to these games, or perhaps they're hidden treasures. Finding out, that's the adventure.

Here's how the Adventurers Club will work. Each month, we'll choose a dusty old game worthy of a new look. Club members will play through the game together, and we'll share our insights -- impressions, surprises, tips and whatnot -- on the Crispy Gamer forums as we go. At the end of month, the Crispy staff will pull together the assembled wisdom of Club members and deliver a verdict on the main Crispy site. It's like your mom's book-discussion group, except with less Dan Brown and more adventure!

Ah, but how to join this estimable club? Just play the game and comment on the forums along with the Crispy writers leading the charge -- this month, that's Evan Narcisse and me. Jump into the conversation, that's the only rule. Well, also, please remove your hat when you enter the Club banquet hall. So there's two rules.

Evan and I held a spirited but gentlemanly debate over the first game that the Adventurers Club will explore. We've narrowed it down to three candidates, all of them available on the Wii's Virtual Console and just a touch out of the mainstream -- we're making it easy for timid adventurers in this inaugural month. Comment below with your choice. Otherwise, Evan and I will have to decide it ourselves, and fisticuffs may result.

Zelda II
Candidate 1: Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. It's the black sheep of the Zelda series. When we're extolling Link's many glorious triumphs, we tend to leave out this side-scrolling, half-RPG bastard child. Perhaps it's time to air Hyrule's dirty laundry.


StarTropics
Candidate 2: StarTropics. An odd bird in the NES area: A game designed by Nintendo for release exclusively outside of Japan. To make StarTropics appealing to American players, they named the hero Mike Jones and gave him a yo-yo for a weapon. You remember the big yo-yo craze of the early 1990s, right? Gee whiz, it was the tops!


The Last Ninja
Candidate 3: The Last Ninja. The NES had Ninja Gaiden, sure. But in that game, you're just a garden-variety ninja. In The Last Ninja for the Commodore 64, you're the only ninja remaining on earth. Fortunately, you're not the last human being on earth, so there's plenty of people to mercilessly slaughter.

It's in your hands, adventurers. State your choice below if you wish. We'll make the final selection on Wednesday. In the meantime, sharpen your machetes, dry-clean your pith helmet, and prepare for adventure.

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  • zerothetheif
    zerothetheif

    7/17/2009 9:15:00 AM

    Zelda II

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  • johnteti
    johnteti

    6/30/2009 11:48:05 PM

    @KyleOrland:

    We'll still make the final selection tomorrow. And that selection will be StarTropics.

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  • Oot

    6/30/2009 11:02:00 PM

    StarTropics isn't a bad game, but you have to talk to EVERYONE on Coca-Cola Island (or whatever the hell the first area is called) in order to advance the plot. And that damn code to start the submarine!

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  • KyleOrland

    6/30/2009 10:58:13 PM

    @johnteti:

    You called it for Startropics already? What happened to "We'll make the final selection on Wednesday." I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

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  • johnteti
    johnteti

    6/30/2009 10:31:45 PM

    @evohollywood:

    I don't think Mike looks like that, but the ninja definitely does. Dude is hightailing it out of there before the neighbors see him.

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  • evohollywood

    6/30/2009 9:59:36 PM

    @GusMastrapa:

    I think it looks like he left a poo in the bushes.

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  • GusMastrapa
    GusMastrapa

    6/30/2009 9:41:04 PM

    We've been engaged in very serious discourse for the most part. Can I bring things down a notch by pointing out that the Star Tropics kid looks like he's farting in that screenshot.

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  • CG-Prophet

    6/30/2009 7:42:08 PM

    Oh that reminds me did you hear about those elections in Iran?

    ;)

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  • johnteti
    johnteti

    6/30/2009 7:24:56 PM

    Evan and I met in the Adventurers Club trophy room and called it for StarTropics a little earlier this afternoon. It was essentially neck-and-neck, but we thought there was a little more passion on the StarTropics side. (Of course, that doesn't mean that the Club won't pursue Zelda II in the future.) Look for the official announcement tomorrow!

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  • CG-Prophet

    6/30/2009 5:51:46 PM

    Zelda II is a great game.

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  • KyleOrland

    6/30/2009 2:00:21 PM

    By my count, that's six votes for StarTropics, six for Zelda II and one vote for Last Ninja. Looks like it might come down to the wire.

    @hurlyburlycurly: Was there an actual vote in there?

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  • w1ndst0rm

    6/30/2009 10:54:01 AM

    @w1ndst0rm:

    It does!
    http://www.vgmaps.com/NewsArchives/MapsOfTheMonth-2005.htm#07

    StarTropics please.

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  • w1ndst0rm

    6/30/2009 10:39:32 AM

    If StarTropics moves the map around one rectangle chunk of a screen at a time, like the O.Z., I am in.

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  • RyanKuo

    6/30/2009 10:19:55 AM

    Never played Star Tropics, so that's my vote. God I hate Last Ninja.

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  • TurboZerbo
    TurboZerbo

    6/30/2009 10:14:41 AM

    My vote goes to Zelda II. Just because it's the worst Zelda game doesn't mean it's not good.

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  • hurlyburlycurly
    hurlyburlycurly

    6/30/2009 9:35:11 AM

    Zelda II would probably be the better game, but I have no way whatsoever to play it... so meh :P

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  • sonky
    sonky

    6/30/2009 8:57:05 AM

    Please, for the love of god, pick StarTropics. Such a wonderfully insane game - it will probably make for the most interesting commentary.

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  • sonky
    sonky

    6/30/2009 8:54:53 AM

    Oh please, for the love of god pick StarTropics. This game is brilliant.

    Reply »
  • bkrohnin
    bkrohnin

    6/29/2009 7:49:02 PM

    i wanna say zelda 2 cause it is one of those weird zelda games i've always wanted to play

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  • Lizard_Dude
    Lizard_Dude

    6/29/2009 6:41:26 PM

    I've beaten Zelda II and never touched the others. I vote StarTropics.

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  • Oot

    6/29/2009 4:32:37 PM

    Zelda II...it's one of those games I've sat down and tried to finish on many occasions, but was never able to fully follow through. This gives me a good excuse.

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  • CG-Gabe

    6/29/2009 3:42:49 PM

    I vote for Zelda II, because I've heard of Zelda.

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  • evohollywood

    6/29/2009 2:47:26 PM

    The Last Ninja looks pink and pudgy, it is for those reasons that I grant him my vote.

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  • KyleOrland

    6/29/2009 2:45:24 PM

    The little I played of Last Ninja was awful, and I've already beaten Star Tropics, but I've never actually touched my cartridge cope of Zelda II so... consider that my vote!

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  • GusMastrapa
    GusMastrapa

    6/29/2009 2:25:12 PM

    I'm gonna go with Star Tropics solely for the unique choice of weaponry.

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  • JasonMcMaster

    6/29/2009 1:52:28 PM

    I have played Zelda and Last Ninja a good bit already, so I'm going to pick Star Tropics for my vote.

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  • Mr_Adam
    Mr_Adam

    6/29/2009 1:08:33 PM

    I'd have to go with Zelda II. I never got to play it much as a kid and I have no interest in the other two.

    Reply »

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