You've probably suppressed the memories, but there was a brief era in the early 1990s in which everything was infused with the rap music. Bob Saget rapped the narration to "America's Funniest Home Videos." The Miss America pageant introduced a short-lived beatboxing competition. And, in 1994, Bill Clinton freestyled his entire State of the Union address. Then this commercial came out, and a horrified U.S. populace realized the terrible, terrible error of its ways.

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