ATTN: PROP DEPT.
Items needed for tomorrow's Swords and Serpents commercial shoot:

- Swords

- Serpents

- Body oil (Note: Director complained that actors were not oily enough in rehearsal.)

- Gold "booty"

- Flying television

Remember, people, strive for realism. We don't want people to play the game, we want them to live the game. By playing it.

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