OK, so they've dismantled my ship. Big deal. F*** my ship. The part that I'm having a really difficult time getting past is the part about the aliens experimenting on my body. I don't even want my friends giving me their see-you-later hugs, let alone videogame aliens. Also, this ad includes the following sentence: "Aliens are trying to unlock your secret of MetalMorphosis and cross through the interdimensional Hypergate into our galaxy." Somewhere, out there, your 8th grade English teacher is spinning in her old spinster grave, probably with a copy of her beloved "Canterbury Tales" clutched to her skeletal chest.



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