World's Greatest Videogame Toilets: Killzone 2

4/19/2009 9:54 PM | 4 Comments | Page 1 of 1

Scott Jones
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Bowl 19: Killzone 2
(Video capture: Jason McMaster)

"He hates these cans!" said Steve Martin famously in "The Jerk." And Jason McMaster clearly hates these toilets. Look what he does to these urinals during a recent Killzone 2 multiplayer session. Seriously, Jason, what did these pee receptacles ever do to you?

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GusMastrapa
4/20/2009 4:39:53 PM

When you feel that red laser burning your junk you know dude is stealing a peek.
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Bawk!
Bawk!

JasonMcMaster
4/20/2009 11:54:45 AM

This was one of my early favorites because of the sheer destruction that a grenade causes to these crappers.
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unangbangkay
4/20/2009 11:29:45 AM

Maybe the masks act as natural glance guards? The space fascist beside you can tell you're glancing when that red glow from your eyes shifts to his side!
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GusMastrapa
4/19/2009 10:12:34 PM

That's how you can tell the Helghast are evil. The don't have glance guards between their urinals.
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