World's Greatest Videogame Toilets: Duke Nukem 3D

4/1/2009 12:45 AM | 6 Comments | Page 1 of 1

Scott Jones
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Bowl 1: Duke Nukem 3D
(Video capture: Jason McMaster)

For many gamers, Duke Nukem 3D represents the very first time we discovered a toilet in a videogame. I honestly can't recall seeing a toilet in a game prior to this. And you never forget your first time. The toilets you're about to see can be found inside the movie theater in the game's opening level. Yes, this was the age of sprites, so the game's urinals, while functioning, appear to be drawn onto the game's walls with an old, dried-out Sharpie. Warning: Brace yourself for the surprise behind Door No. 2.

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JasonMcMaster (Game Trust Writer)
4/2/2009 11:24:04 AM

@CG-Prophet:

I can't make any promises.
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CG-Prophet (Game Trust Writer)
4/1/2009 8:23:43 PM

@w1ndst0rm:

Toilets are part of our video game heritage. I hope they don't highlight any that are NASTY later in the month. You know, the kind you'd find in a run-down gas station in Kentucky..
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JohnKeefer (Game Trust Writer)
4/1/2009 5:36:50 PM

@RyanKuo:

Drink toilet water for health. Mmmmmm, good.
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RyanKuo (Game Trust Writer)
4/1/2009 5:22:37 PM

That's actually a damn good toilet. Other, more realistic ones have not been as good. It breaks pretty.
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Foe_Monkey
4/1/2009 5:17:07 PM

I have to admit that I had forgotten all about the bachroom until right now. Way to flush out the memories guys!
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w1ndst0rm
4/1/2009 11:30:40 AM

I hate this date.
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