Crispy Gamer Presents: World's Greatest Videogame Toilets

30 Toilets. 30 Days. A look back at some of the greatest virtual crappers ever made.
4/1/2009 12:01 AM | 15 Comments | Page 2 of 2

Scott Jones
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Bowl 23: The Suffering (2004) [Watch the video]

Bowl 24: Half-Life 2 (2004) [Watch the video]

Bowl 25: Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard (2009) [Watch the video]

Bowl 26: No More Heroes (2008) [Watch the video]

Bowl 27: The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena (2009) [Watch the video]

Bowl 28: Madworld (2009) [Watch the video]

Bowl 29: House of the Dead: Overkill (2009) [Watch the video]

Bowl 30: GoldenEye 007 (1997) [Watch the video]

Bonus Flush: Shadow Warrior (1997) [Watch the video]

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  • LarryCroft
    LarryCroft

    4/30/2009 6:33:45 AM

    You forgot the toilet from Lefty's bar in the Leisure Suit Larry game.

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  • RyanKuo

    4/24/2009 2:17:22 PM

    Toilet Man has spoken...!

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  • ToiletMan
    ToiletMan

    4/24/2009 1:24:00 PM

    You better add "Shadow Warrior" also a game from "3D Realms", I'm sorry but if you don't have that on your list, then the list is fail. There's a secret I believe in beginning of level 2, where you find a naked chick siting on the toilet, and if you talk to her she takes out a gun and shoots you. Ye its that awesome.

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  • ToiletMan
    ToiletMan

    4/24/2009 1:21:50 PM

    You better add "Shadow Warrior" also a game from "3D Realms", I'm sorry but if you don't have that on your list, then the list is fail. There's a secret I believe in beginning of level 2, where you find a naked chick siting on the toilet, and if you talk to her she takes out a gun and shoots you. Ye its that awesome.

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  • ToiletMan
    ToiletMan

    4/24/2009 1:21:48 PM

    You better add "Shadow Warrior" also a game from "3D Realms", I'm sorry but if you don't have that on your list, then the list is fail. There's a secret I believe in beginning of level 2, where you find a naked chick siting on the toilet, and if you talk to her she takes out a gun and shoots you. Ye its that awesome.

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  • GusMastrapa
    GusMastrapa

    4/18/2009 5:06:10 PM

    @CJLopez:

    I'd say No More Heroes makes a great number two.

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  • ReverendTed
    ReverendTed

    4/10/2009 6:29:20 PM

    Oh, I do hope you've got the toilet from Soldier of Fortune's Sudanese slaughterhouse level. As John Mullins so eloquently put it after blasting a disturbingly large floater: "Ugh. No amount of money is worth this smell."

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  • CJLopez
    CJLopez

    4/7/2009 12:53:53 PM

    Ok, really, No More Heroes should really be number 1 here!!!

    I hope it comes to be No7 at least

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  • javiersilva57
    javiersilva57

    4/6/2009 10:35:37 PM

    You can use a toilet in Captain Rainbow :D

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  • JasonMcMaster

    4/2/2009 11:25:57 AM

    @JohnKeefer:

    You are wayyyy too knowledgeable about 3D Realms toilet lore.

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  • CG-Prophet

    4/1/2009 7:02:47 PM

    I thought that was another game. I'm getting old!

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  • JohnKeefer
    JohnKeefer

    4/1/2009 4:50:11 PM

    @CG-Prophet:

    Actaully they did. All version gave you a 1% health increase. The XBLA version was increased to 5%. Info courtesy of Joe Siegler ast 3D Realms.

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  • HaroldGoldberg
    HaroldGoldberg

    4/1/2009 10:19:04 AM

    oh, man; fine idea. :) this reminds me of tony lovett's seminal story about the toilets and bidets of europe. i love the toilet level in parappa the rapper. genius.

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  • CG-Prophet

    4/1/2009 1:45:08 AM

    At least they don't let you drink the water to heal yourself.

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  • JasonMcMaster

    4/1/2009 1:40:14 AM

    The journey of a thousand toilets begins with one flush...

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