Critic in Exile: Is It OK to Finally Admit That I Didn't Really Like Fallout 3 All That Much?
Were Fallout 3's review scores inflated? Confessions of a Wasteland outcast.
1/6/2009 6:29 PM | 79 Comments | Page 3 of 3
Scott Jones
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A couple of close-to-home examples: The CEO of Crispy Gamer -- hi, boss -- is a big Halo fan, and these commercials have convinced him (as he has announced to the office on several occasions) that he "need[s] to pick up a copy of
Fallout 3." (Knowing his tastes, my response to him is, "No, you don't.") Another CG exec, who's a casual gamer at best, also got seduced by all the
Fallout 3 ads and the Web chatter surrounding the game. He bought a copy of the game for his PC. After a painful hour or two, he announced, "I don't get it."
"Well, you have to talk to a lot of people," I explained.

"Wasn't this game supposed to do this to me?"
"Real people? Like in an MMO?" he asked.
"No ... fake people."
"How many?"
"A lot. Hundreds, probably."
Now the game sits idle, haunting this guy's hard drive.
Again, I can't take anything away from Bethesda for making an incredibly ambitious game. The critic in me says, "Huzzah! Here's an old-school hardcore RPG! It's huge! It's epic! It comes in an awesome Collector's Edition which includes a lunch box! And it's a big thumb in the eye for casual games! Suck my V.A.T.S., Nintendo!"
But from a personal standpoint, from the lifelong gamer in me,
Fallout 3 isn't much fun. Or intriguing. Or moving. During the wee hours of the morning, whenever I'm looking at the shelf of games in my office wondering what to play, it's clear that I'll likely never be in the mood to make a return to the Wasteland.