The 12 Things That Truly Scare Us
Forget ghosts and videotapes that kill you if you watch them. These are the things that really make us hide under the covers at night. Boo!
10/30/2008 9:31 PM | 8 Comments | Page 2 of 2
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6. "G4: The Movie."
Morgan Webb and Adam Sessler will be immortalized in this cable network film about two crazy kids reading unfunny things off of teleprompters, co-starring a monkey and Rob Schneider. The New York Times calls it "A road movie that never quite gets on the road." Thanks, NY Times.
5. Bethesda Softworks announces first downloadable content for Fallout 3.
For 1,500 Microsoft Points, you can be the proud owner of the Brahman Armor Pack. Congratulations, dingus.
4. Kotaku liveblogs Denis Dyack's breakfast.
"Now he is forming a small pile of eggs on the far side of his plate. Now he is reaching for his Dr Pepper. Now he is adjusting his pants. Now he is asking the waiter for a toothpick. Now he is ordering a dessert. Now he is ordering a second dessert..."
3. Archeologists digging in a Nevada desert uncover an unspeakable evil: An evil, smelly, gassy pit filled with E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 2 cartridges.
Yes, there was a sequel to this hellspawn. The truly scary part here is that if Atari had decided to release the game, it would still be 42 percent more playable than
Alone in the Dark.
2. Bantam Books announces "BioShock: The Novel."
The book gives fans a chance to experience the wonder of
BioShock again, only this time from a Big Daddy's perspective. Sample: "Today I followed the little girl around again. I kept asking her if we could stop somewhere for lunch, or maybe to pee. She said no. Then some guy came running by. He ran around checking all the trash cans and opening boxes. He was very odd. When he got a little too close, I gave chase. I followed him into the next room. All of a sudden, this turret started shooting at me. And this guy is lobbing grenades at my feet. Man, times like this I seriously consider going back to school, maybe getting a degree in something useful this time. Or maybe H&R Block would hire me, and I could do people's taxes..." <
1. It's a miracle: Game Informer's January issue gives every game reviewed a solid score of 7 out of 10.
Their motto: Helping consumers decide between apples and apples since 1991.
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