Tokyo Game Show 2008: Deconstructing the Japanese Booth Babe

What? You think we got our diplomas out of a vending machine?
10/10/2008 6:45 PM | 6 Comments | Page 8 of 8

Scott Jones
Status: Coffee makes me feel 4-percent sexier.

She's smiling at you, but she's actually thinking...
...In real life, if you came this close to me, I would be spraying you in the eyes with mace right now.

She's smiling at you, but she's actually thinking...
...You sad little man. Enjoy this totally useless bit of swag and then move away from me. Our transaction is officially complete.

« Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next »

Comments

ratdog
10/14/2008 11:01:09 AM

i confess i'm conflicted. my liberal side is screaming "sexist" while my animist side is growling something vaguely nasty. on balance i'll walk away with a smile, and without the help of those big, angry security guys.
Reply »
ratdog
10/14/2008 11:00:42 AM

i confess i'm conflicted. my liberal side is screaming "sexist" while my animist side is growling something vaguely nasty. on balance i'll walk away with a smile, and without the help of those big, angry security guys.
Reply »
Alcibiades
10/13/2008 1:48:33 PM

It's more fun to ask them questions. Watch them melt down in confusion. Start with, what company do you represent...and it goes down hill from there.

You can always end with 'what purpose do you serve?" which usually gets security wandering over your way.
Reply »
togmkn
10/12/2008 7:11:26 PM

I'm smiling at this feature, but I'm actually thinking...

"...it's a good thing there are seven pages of hot Asian chicks here, otherwise this would just be eight pages of not-funny captions."
Reply »
GusMastrapa
10/11/2008 11:42:17 PM

I wish I had a blanket made of hoagies.
Reply »
Ikiryou
10/11/2008 9:08:30 AM

I'm smiling at them, but actually thinking:
"Just give me the !?@"!$ gameswag and go back to your salarymen-infested Love Hotel, college girl".
Reply »

Want a new look on the discussion?
» Take It to the Forums

You must be logged in to post.

0 / 2000 used

Log In
Register
Facebook

Log In and Post

Email
Password
Remember Me
Log In and Post

The Chatter Box

Recent
Active
Status

Games for Lunch: DJ Hero
1 Comment
Last November 22, 2009 by UnionCarbide
Just a heads up: the crossfader counts as being centered if it's not pinned to either side, it doesn't have to be dead center. This makes fast fades in ...
Games for Lunch: Modern Warfare 2
9 Comments
Last November 22, 2009 by UnionCarbide
Oscar Mike means "on the move", it was used all over the place in Generation Kill. This game, like all CoDs before it, pulls its dialog heavily from whatever ...
Non-Player Character 11/20/2009
1 Comment
Last November 22, 2009 by thejoesaid
OH THE IMPORTANCE OF CAPS LOCK
A Zombie of a Chance: Looking Back at the Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott
12 Comments
Last November 22, 2009 by Gr1mm4
You can tell they're working hard by the picture of Chet on the second page! :D http://i48.tinypic.com/4udnc5.jpg

Weekend Playlist, 11/13/2009
35 Comments
Last November 18, 2009 by girlgamer21
@RyanKuo: thank for letting me know.
The Questionable Ethics of Brütal Legend
34 Comments
Last November 22, 2009 by Andy Bates
@DavidThomas: “To the contrary, I think that a game that uses metal and humor and a narrative that does not attempt to define good is an ambiguous ...
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
31 Comments
Last November 22, 2009 by longtimegamerr
Tom Chick it has been severa; years since I've read your reviews. You seemed to going thru a sustained "PC RTS phase" and I never really felt the joy ...
"It's a Massacre!": The Appalling Failure of Modern Warfare 2's "No Russian" Mission
29 Comments
Last November 17, 2009 by RyanKuo
@TomBissell: Pulling out narrative flowcharts to defend the scene doesn't seem so different from calling it out for being awkwardly rammed in, ...