Tokyo Game Show 2008: Deconstructing the Japanese Booth Babe

What? You think we got our diplomas out of a vending machine?
10/10/2008 6:45 PM | 6 Comments | Page 4 of 8

Scott Jones
Status: Coffee makes me feel 4-percent sexier.

She's smiling at you, but she's actually thinking...
...I am pretending very hard right now that you look like Johnny Depp and/or Justin Timberlake.

She's smiling at you, but she's actually thinking...
...What was that clank-clank-grrrr sound my car was making this morning? I just got the damn thing out of the damn shop. Instead of a gas tank, it should just have a money tank on it. You know, that way I could just stuff money into the tank, and then the car would be fine.

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ratdog
10/14/2008 11:01:09 AM

i confess i'm conflicted. my liberal side is screaming "sexist" while my animist side is growling something vaguely nasty. on balance i'll walk away with a smile, and without the help of those big, angry security guys.
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ratdog
10/14/2008 11:00:42 AM

i confess i'm conflicted. my liberal side is screaming "sexist" while my animist side is growling something vaguely nasty. on balance i'll walk away with a smile, and without the help of those big, angry security guys.
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Alcibiades
10/13/2008 1:48:33 PM

It's more fun to ask them questions. Watch them melt down in confusion. Start with, what company do you represent...and it goes down hill from there.

You can always end with 'what purpose do you serve?" which usually gets security wandering over your way.
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togmkn
10/12/2008 7:11:26 PM

I'm smiling at this feature, but I'm actually thinking...

"...it's a good thing there are seven pages of hot Asian chicks here, otherwise this would just be eight pages of not-funny captions."
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GusMastrapa
10/11/2008 11:42:17 PM

I wish I had a blanket made of hoagies.
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Ikiryou
10/11/2008 9:08:30 AM

I'm smiling at them, but actually thinking:
"Just give me the !?@"!$ gameswag and go back to your salarymen-infested Love Hotel, college girl".
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