Tokyo Game Show 2008: Deconstructing the Japanese Booth Babe

What? You think we got our diplomas out of a vending machine?
10/10/2008 6:45 PM | 6 Comments | Page 3 of 8

Scott Jones
Status: Coffee makes me feel 4-percent sexier.

She's smiling at you, but she's actually thinking...
...Look at this one. He's both hairy and short. He probably even has hair on his feet like those Hobbits in that movie. Man, what was the name of that movie again? That movie was so good, and now I can't even remember the name of it.

She's smiling at you, but she's actually thinking...
...Crap, I really should have finished law school.

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ratdog
10/14/2008 11:01:09 AM

i confess i'm conflicted. my liberal side is screaming "sexist" while my animist side is growling something vaguely nasty. on balance i'll walk away with a smile, and without the help of those big, angry security guys.
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ratdog
10/14/2008 11:00:42 AM

i confess i'm conflicted. my liberal side is screaming "sexist" while my animist side is growling something vaguely nasty. on balance i'll walk away with a smile, and without the help of those big, angry security guys.
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Alcibiades
10/13/2008 1:48:33 PM

It's more fun to ask them questions. Watch them melt down in confusion. Start with, what company do you represent...and it goes down hill from there.

You can always end with 'what purpose do you serve?" which usually gets security wandering over your way.
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togmkn
10/12/2008 7:11:26 PM

I'm smiling at this feature, but I'm actually thinking...

"...it's a good thing there are seven pages of hot Asian chicks here, otherwise this would just be eight pages of not-funny captions."
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GusMastrapa (Game Trust Writer)
10/11/2008 11:42:17 PM

I wish I had a blanket made of hoagies.
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Ikiryou
10/11/2008 9:08:30 AM

I'm smiling at them, but actually thinking:
"Just give me the !?@"!$ gameswag and go back to your salarymen-infested Love Hotel, college girl".
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