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50 Games That Sound Vaguely (and on Occasion Not So Vaguely) Like Porno Movies

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by Scott Jones, 8/7/2008 5:32 PM

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Possible scene from Pool Paradise. Stud #1: "Hey, baby, I was just swimming by and thought I'd stop and stare at your right knee for awhile."
40. Speed Kings
[2003/Acclaim]

41. Splashdown
[2001/Infogrames]

42. SSX Tricky
[2001/EA Games]

43. Stretch Panic
[2001/Conspiracy Entertainment]

44. Super Bust-a-Move 2
[2002/UbiSoft]

45. Growlanser: Generations
[2004/Working Designs]

46. Pool Paradise
[2004/Ignition Entertainment]

47. Neopets: Petpet Adventures -- The Wand of Wishing
[2006/Sony]

48. Magic Pengel
[2003/Agetech]

49. Wendy: Every Witch Way
[2001/TDK Interactive]

50. Let's Ride! Silver Buckle Stables
[2006/Valusoft]

[Which games did we neglect? Time for you to step into the spotlight and share your own sordid thoughts in the comments section. Go on, don't be shy!]

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Responses

  • Ingenu
    Ingenu

    Aug 18 2008 2:17PM

    See, now I have to go drag out my big box O' old games to see what I've been missing :D And my kids are going to start wondering why I snort when they fire up Silent Snake :D

  • w1ndst0rm
    w1ndst0rm

    Aug 12 2008 11:06AM

    Ummm, Final Fantasy X-2? Sorry ... Nevermind ... TMI.

  • Crispy_Gamer_Phil
    Crispy_Gamer_Phil

    Aug 12 2008 4:10AM

    Crazy Taxi makes the list, but the Sega CD's Wild Woody doesn't? What about Woody Pop for Game Gear? Surely that deserved a place on this list. How could you pass up all these woody-themed titles?

  • spiderobert
    spiderobert

    Aug 9 2008 3:20PM

    um... elevator action?

  • Foe_Monkey
    Foe_Monkey

    Aug 9 2008 12:33PM

    I like the old joystick maker Thrustmaster, but I know, it's not a game

  • Mudbeed
    Mudbeed

    Aug 8 2008 9:56PM

    Here's some more popular ones: Goldeneye Killer Instinct Asteroids Mass Effect

  • Nintendo_Girl
    Nintendo_Girl

    Aug 8 2008 3:29PM

    "It's Mr. Pants!" lmao

  • CaptainHomeless
    CaptainHomeless

    Aug 8 2008 11:45AM

    The best part about this is that the vast majority of the list are games for the Nintendo DS ... a system that's supposed to be very family-friendly and kid-oriented!

  • CG-Prophet
    CG-Prophet

    Aug 8 2008 4:38AM

    Oh and The Red Star and Ring of Red made me throw up a little in my mouth.

  • CG-Prophet
    CG-Prophet

    Aug 8 2008 4:35AM

    Those are good ones. We were forced to cut this list down a lot. There are probably hundreds of other games we could have mentioned, but many of them had titles that - put in this context - were.. disgusting..

  • Flynn
    Flynn

    Aug 7 2008 6:31PM

    No Tube Slider? How could you forget Tube Slider? Also: Space Invaders. C'mon people!

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