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(Contributor: James Fudge)
The pageantry. The pomp. The circumstance. The crap musical numbers.
The Crispy Awards certainly has it all. We've saved a seat for you, friend, right in the front row, between Peter Moore and Phil Harrison. Get comfortable and put your cell on vibrate, and if you're going to eat jelly beans, please do so quietly. The lights are dimming, the curtains are parting -- the 2008 Crispy Awards for E3 2008 are about to begin...
The Most Improved Award
And the Crispy goes to:
Too Human. After all those choppy, horrible showings at previous E3s? We'll say this: You've really come a long way, baby.
The Review-Proof Game of the Year Award
And the Crispy goes to:
Wii Music. Go ahead, give it all the 0/10s, Fs and no stars you want. Like the mummy in those old Boris Karloff movies, this damn thing cannot be killed.