The 2008 Crispy Awards: Special E3 Edition

"I'd like to thank my agent, my mom, my wife, but most of all I'd like to thank Uncle Crispy. Because without that old, smelly bastard, none of this would be possible. This one's for you, Uncle C.! I'm the king of the world! Wooooo!"

by Scott Jones, 7/25/2008 10:14 PM

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Tomb Raider
The Looking Far Worse Than We'd Hoped It Would Award
And the Crispy goes to: Tomb Raider: Underworld. Just when you think Tomb Raider games are a safe bet again, Lara has a crap showing at E3. Sorry, old girl. Oh well. At least you still have big boobs. So that's something.



Left 4 Dead and Fallout 3
The Looking Far Better Than We'd Thought It Would Award
And the Crispy goes to: It's a tie between Mirror's Edge and Fallout 3. Both games had incredibly strong showings, giving Uncle Crispy a bad case of Must-Playitis. Symptoms: Soft stools. Flatulence. Itchy palms.


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Responses

  • CaptainHomeless
    CaptainHomeless

    Jul 28 2008 11:01AM

    I don't get the front page image either ... and I made it! :)

  • Gabe
    Gabe

    Jul 28 2008 10:31AM

    I don't get the picture.

  • Harden
    Harden

    Jul 27 2008 4:38PM

    Loved this feature, thank you author, that made my day :)

  • CG-Prophet
    CG-Prophet

    Jul 26 2008 11:04AM

    When Cammie showed that birthday card and letter I thought that Nintendo was going to announce some freaky Wii Scrapbooking game.

  • Alcibiades
    Alcibiades

    Jul 26 2008 9:59AM

    Wii Music - wins the "NEVER COMING INTO MY HOUSE" award. I have heard noisy toys before and this is a nightmare. Five screechy electronic toys that sound like cheese graters on my spine even in the demo. OMG, are they insane! That game will be a word-of-mouth nightmare for them with parents once they realize how bad it is. Why not sell it with Q-tip cotton balls for parents' ears.

  • Alcibiades
    Alcibiades

    Jul 26 2008 9:54AM

    Having seen the Nintendo presentation via webcast, it was horrifying how little Cammie Dunaway seemed to be able to use the Wii products. Ever play what you sell? Even if she is relatively new, then someone should make sure she knows how to play before putting her up there.

  • Alcibiades
    Alcibiades

    Jul 26 2008 9:50AM

    Best E3 party - Rockband 2... you know it would be good if these guys actually invited a band that has been relevant in the last 25 years. Are they selling this game to the kids and 20-somethings ar their grandparents... grooin' to the oldies. geez.

  • Alcibiades
    Alcibiades

    Jul 26 2008 9:47AM

    Betty Crocker is dead and rotting in her grave...pretty much like this game before it ever gets released!

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