The 10 People We Hope Will Shut the F*** Up at This Year's E3

If you people say one more damn word, we'll start murdering kittens. Seriously.
7/10/2008 8:12 PM | 5 Comments | Page 1 of 6

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Denis Dyack
Denis Dyack

Who He Is: Founder and president of Silicon Knights, creator of the upcoming Too Human, and lately, top-blowing, lava-spewing forums troll. See: His recent flame-out on the NeoGAF forums.

Why He Needs to Shut His Blower: Rule no. 1 of Fight Club is, never talk about Fight Club. Rule no. 1 for game devs is, never get into silly pissing matches with gamers in the forums. Too Human is starting to finally look solid, Denis. Take the high road, keep your head down, and in the future let your game do your talking for you.


Cliff  
Bleszinski
Cliff Bleszinski

Who He Is: Lead game designer for Epic Games, and proud father of the Gears of War franchise.

Why He Needs to Shut His Blower: Saw this one coming, didn't you? Cliffy B recently announced that he no longer wants to be called "Cliffy B." "It's time to grow up a bit," he said. Or perhaps it's time to stop talking to the press for a bit. Henceforth, we shall refer to you as Clifford Octavius Bleszinki III. Happy now?


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Comments

  • Burekman
    Burekman

    7/31/2008 5:28:04 PM

    Wow, no Gabe Newell. Didn't fit in the article or something?

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  • Daarg
    Daarg

    7/16/2008 6:10:37 AM

    LOL! Great list of people, it's the only article I've ever read the whole way through on any game site!! A real, as they say, page turner!

    Reply »
  • Anakin

    7/14/2008 10:48:46 AM

    Hysterical.

    Reply »
  • Harden
    Harden

    7/14/2008 4:54:27 AM

    This feature is awesome. All those people really talk too much... we see them just too often. And about the people "who should say more", I'd like to hear something from Warren Spector.

    Reply »
  • Foe_Monkey
    Foe_Monkey

    7/13/2008 6:22:38 PM

    Now this was worth 6 pages!

    Reply »

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