The 10 People We Hope Will Shut the F*** Up at This Year's E3

If you people say one more damn word, we'll start murdering kittens. Seriously.

by Crispy Gamer Staff, 7/10/2008 8:12 PM

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The Six People We Wish Would Say More at This Year's E3


Cory Barlog
Cory Barlog

Who He Is: The Man Who Did Not F*** Up God of War 2. He left Sony, and is currently rumored to be working on a game centered around the Mad Max franchise. Stand up, man, and be counted!














Jonathan Mak
Jonathan Mak

Who He Is: The quiet dude who quietly made the quietly successful Everyday Shooter. No sudden movements or else you'll scare him away.








Warren  
Spector
Warren Spector

Who He Is: Really? You have to ask? Do Wing Commander, the Ultima Underworld series, System Shock, the Deux Ex series and the Thief series ring any bells? No? You'd best get your bells checked, sir. Dear Warren: Please adopt us. Thank you.






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Mark Healy, Alex Evans, Dave Smith, Kareem Ettouney

Who They Are: The team behind Media Molecule, aka "The LittleBigPlanet guys." These guys hold Crispy Gamer's "Smallest Game to Generate Biggest Buzz Award" (which includes a buy-one-get-one-free P'Zone coupon, which is good at any Pizza Hut in the state of New Hampshire).






Dylan  
Cuthbert
Dylan Cuthbert

Who He Is: Game designer for Starfox and Ape Escape, he's more recently known for being a co-founder of Q-Games, the developers of the hellishly addictive (and hellishly difficult) PixelJunk games currently appearing on the PlayStation Network.



Tim Shafer
Tim Schafer

Who He Is: Founder of Double Fine Productions, makers of Psychonauts and the upcoming Brutal Legend, Schafer also had his hands in seminal projects like Full Throttle, The Secret of Monkey Island and Day of the Tentacle as a writer and a programmer. In other words, if you see this man, be sure to genuflect. A lot.


For more pre-E3 coverage, check out E3 2008 Predictions: The Crispy Crystal Ball Has the Answers and The 10 Commandments of E3.


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Responses

  • Burekman
    Burekman

    Jul 31 2008 5:28PM

    Wow, no Gabe Newell. Didn't fit in the article or something?

  • Daarg
    Daarg

    Jul 16 2008 6:10AM

    LOL! Great list of people, it's the only article I've ever read the whole way through on any game site!! A real, as they say, page turner!

  • Anakin
    Anakin

    Jul 14 2008 10:48AM

    Hysterical.

  • Harden
    Harden

    Jul 14 2008 4:54AM

    This feature is awesome. All those people really talk too much... we see them just too often. And about the people "who should say more", I'd like to hear something from Warren Spector.

  • Foe_Monkey
    Foe_Monkey

    Jul 13 2008 6:22PM

    Now this was worth 6 pages!

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