The 10 People We Hope Will Shut the F*** Up at This Year's E3
If you people say one more damn word, we'll start murdering kittens. Seriously.
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The Six People We Wish Would Say More at This Year's E3
Cory Barlog
Who He Is: The Man Who Did Not F*** Up
God of War 2. He left Sony, and is currently rumored to be working on a game centered around the Mad Max franchise. Stand up, man, and be counted!
Jonathan Mak
Who He Is: The quiet dude who quietly made the quietly successful
Everyday Shooter. No sudden movements or else you'll scare him away.
Warren Spector
Who He Is: Really? You have to ask? Do
Wing Commander, the Ultima Underworld series,
System Shock, the Deux Ex series and the Thief series ring any bells? No? You'd best get your bells checked, sir. Dear Warren: Please adopt us. Thank you.
Mark Healy, Alex Evans, Dave Smith, Kareem Ettouney
Who They Are: The team behind Media Molecule, aka "The
LittleBigPlanet guys." These guys hold Crispy Gamer's "Smallest Game to Generate Biggest Buzz Award" (which includes a buy-one-get-one-free P'Zone coupon, which is good at any Pizza Hut in the state of New Hampshire).
Dylan Cuthbert
Who He Is: Game designer for
Starfox and
Ape Escape, he's more recently known for being a co-founder of Q-Games, the developers of the hellishly addictive (and hellishly difficult) PixelJunk games currently appearing on the PlayStation Network.
Tim Schafer
Who He Is: Founder of Double Fine Productions, makers of
Psychonauts and the upcoming
Brutal Legend, Schafer also had his hands in seminal projects like
Full Throttle,
The Secret of Monkey Island and
Day of the Tentacle as a writer and a programmer. In other words, if you see this man, be sure to genuflect. A lot.
For more pre-E3 coverage, check out
E3 2008 Predictions: The Crispy Crystal Ball Has the Answers and
The 10 Commandments of E3.
