The 10 People We Hope Will Shut the F*** Up at This Year's E3

If you people say one more damn word, we'll start murdering kittens. Seriously.

by Crispy Gamer Staff, 7/10/2008 8:12 PM

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Mark Rein

Who He Is: Founder and VP of Epic Games, developers of the Unreal and Gears of War series.

Why He Needs to Shut His Blower: Rein is a man who speaks his mind to a fault. Seriously, while chatting with him you half expect him to start giving you his shopping list. "Let's see... Eggs. Tuna. Bread. Milk. Eggs. Did I say eggs already? Silly me." He's said that he wants game prices to come down to the level of DVDs. He hates episodic content. His company will never, ever develop for the Wii. And he publicly called bullshit on Sony when they made their idiotic announcement that the next generation starts when they say so. And he said all this before breakfast. We took off a shoe and threw it into his mouth, but it only slowed him down for a couple of seconds before he was gassing on again.


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Peter Moore

Who He Is: President of the EA Sports division of Electronic Arts.

Why He Needs to Shut His Blower: Known for getting silly tattoos to prove his faith in the Microsoft brand -- he's displayed his Halo 2 and Grand Theft Auto IV tats at previous E3s -- Peter took his ink and left Microsoft behind like it was a used prophylactic only seconds after last year's E3 ended, taking the reins at EA Sports. During our recent roadtrip to EA's Vancouver studio, Peter was ubiquitous, appearing as a created character in each and every EA Sports game (Tiger Woods, FaceBreaker, etc.), entering the ring in the mo-cap studio wearing an EA Sports-branded robe while being flanked by Lennox Lewis and Ray Leonard, and then droning on for the press in a series of endless interviews. That's enough out of you, Spinach Chin. Sit in the backseat this year.


...and the Six People We Wish Would Say More at This Year's E3 are...


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Responses

  • Burekman
    Burekman

    Jul 31 2008 5:28PM

    Wow, no Gabe Newell. Didn't fit in the article or something?

  • Daarg
    Daarg

    Jul 16 2008 6:10AM

    LOL! Great list of people, it's the only article I've ever read the whole way through on any game site!! A real, as they say, page turner!

  • Anakin
    Anakin

    Jul 14 2008 10:48AM

    Hysterical.

  • Harden
    Harden

    Jul 14 2008 4:54AM

    This feature is awesome. All those people really talk too much... we see them just too often. And about the people "who should say more", I'd like to hear something from Warren Spector.

  • Foe_Monkey
    Foe_Monkey

    Jul 13 2008 6:22PM

    Now this was worth 6 pages!

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