The 10 People We Hope Will Shut the F*** Up at This Year's E3
If you people say one more damn word, we'll start murdering kittens. Seriously.
7/10/2008 8:12 PM | 5 Comments | Page 3 of 6
Michael Pachter
Who He Is: An analyst for Wedbush Morgan Securities.
Why He Needs to Shut His Blower: My grandfather once said, "Opinions are likes assholes. Everyone has one." And then he threw up all over my shoes. Grandpa, you rotten old drunk! Anyway, I'm pretty sure grandpa was talking about Michael Pachter when he tried to take credit for this age-old saying. Pachter gasses on (and on), day in and day out, about nonsense. Sometimes he's right. Sometimes he's wrong. But if a tree falls in a forest, and Michael Pachter isn't around to guess about the future of the tree, does it really make a sound?
Reggie Fils-Aime
Who He Is: President of Nintendo North America.
Why He Needs to Shut His Blower: OK, we get it, Reggie. The Wii is a success. Nintendo is back on top, blah blah blah. But is it really necessary for you to showboat around the stage like the Woody Woodpecker balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? Hell, even your Mii always looks like it's gloating. Instead of walking around and waiting for everyone to slap you on the back at this year's E3, we recommend you dig your GameCube out of the hall closet and spend one full hour staring at it.
