The 10 People We Hope Will Shut the F*** Up at This Year's E3
If you people say one more damn word, we'll start murdering kittens. Seriously.
7/10/2008 8:12 PM | 5 Comments | Page 2 of 6
David Jaffe
Who He Is: Game designer for Sony; proud father of God of War and Twisted Metal franchises.
Why He Needs to Shut His Blower: Saw this one coming too, no? Jaffe isn't a bad guy. He's always good for an insightful or incendiary quote or two. He's even funny at times. The problem is, he keeps threatening that this positively, absolutely
is his last interview for a very long time. And then he proceeds to give five more interviews. In the next 10 minutes. Go sit in the corner, David. Yes, face the wall. Now think about what you've done.
Peter Molyneux
Who He Is: Game designer; proud father of
Black & White and
The Movies; semi-proud father of
Fable.
Why He Needs to Shut His Blower: Oh, Peter. How can we not respect you? With your awesome ties and natty sportcoats? Yet no one in the industry is more guilty of overpromising on his games than you are, sir. No one gets hopes up, and dashes them, quite like you do. It's almost as if you get some sort of sick pleasure out of it. Do you? Do you take pleasure in getting us to dream, only to later discover that your final product comes far short of what you promised us? Please be quiet for a minute. Stop talking about the dog in
Fable 2. Just stop talking altogether. Go sit in the corner next to Jaffe.
