World's Greatest Videogame Toilets

30 Toilets. 30 Days. A look back at some of the greatest virtual crappers ever made. Read more.

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Shadow Warrior

Shadow Warrior

0 Comments | Posted: May 4, 2009 by Scott Jones

Bonus flush! Like any notable toilet, this classic from Shadow Warrior offends in multiple ways.

GoldenEye 007

GoldenEye 007

0 Comments | Posted: April 30, 2009 by Scott Jones

Don't be fooled by Toilet No. 30's suave exterior. It's got a long and complicated past.

House of the Dead: Overkill

House of the Dead: Overkill

0 Comments | Posted: April 29, 2009 by Scott Jones

This outhouse of the dead is pretty clean, considering its visitors. Get a whiff of Toilet No. 29.

Madworld

Madworld

0 Comments | Posted: April 28, 2009 by Scott Jones

Toilet No. 28 clogs easily.

Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard

Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard

0 Comments | Posted: April 27, 2009 by Scott Jones

This outhouse in Eat Lead gets messy, fast. Check out Toilet No. 25.

No More Heroes

No More Heroes

0 Comments | Posted: April 27, 2009 by Scott Jones

Toilet No. 26 is an important part of Travis Touchdown's day.

The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

0 Comments | Posted: April 27, 2009 by Scott Jones

How does a Furyan behave in the bathroom? Find out with Toilet No. 27.

Half-Life 2

Half-Life 2

0 Comments | Posted: April 24, 2009 by Scott Jones

Making a stop at Toilet No. 24? You'd best be quick, or the Combine will catch you.

Star Ocean: The Last Hope

Star Ocean: The Last Hope

0 Comments | Posted: April 23, 2009 by Scott Jones

Toilet No. 22 is the last hope for our young protagonist.

The Suffering

The Suffering

0 Comments | Posted: April 23, 2009 by Scott Jones

Cold porcelain meets cold steel. Toilet No. 23 puts up a good fight.

Gears of War

Gears of War

0 Comments | Posted: April 21, 2009 by Scott Jones

You know Marcus is a real man because he doesn't even flinch in this bathroom. Can you stomach Toilet No. 21?

Grand Theft Auto IV

Grand Theft Auto IV

0 Comments | Posted: April 20, 2009 by Scott Jones

Think of Toilet No. 20 as a microcosm of immigrant life in America.

Left 4 Dead

Left 4 Dead

0 Comments | Posted: April 19, 2009 by Scott Jones

Would the Boomers in the house kindly make their way to Toilet No. 18?

Killzone 2

Killzone 2

0 Comments | Posted: April 19, 2009 by Scott Jones

Sev got to Toilet No. 19 before it could escape the killzone. What follows is not pretty.

Prey

Prey

0 Comments | Posted: April 17, 2009 by Scott Jones

Toilet No. 17 is so gross, even your character wrinkles his nose.

F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin

F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin

0 Comments | Posted: April 16, 2009 by Scott Jones

Jason McMaster isn't afraid of this bathroom, but he is going in with a gun. See his encounter with Toilet No. 16.

Fallout 3

Fallout 3

0 Comments | Posted: April 15, 2009 by Scott Jones

These wasteland toilets are in remarkably good shape. Don't drink the water out of Toilet No. 15.

Doom 3

Doom 3

0 Comments | Posted: April 14, 2009 by Scott Jones

Space Marines in Hell don't have time for bathroom breaks. That's why they go beforehand. Check out Toilet No. 14.

Fable II

Fable II

0 Comments | Posted: April 13, 2009 by Scott Jones

Is Toilet No. 13 the most thorough videogame toilet of all? You decide.

Dead Space

Dead Space

0 Comments | Posted: April 12, 2009 by Scott Jones

In space, no one can hear you go to the bathroom. Luckily, this is a videogame, and Isaac's actions in Toilet No. 12 ring loud and clear.

The Darkness

The Darkness

0 Comments | Posted: April 11, 2009 by Scott Jones

It's hard to find your way around Toilet No. 11. Luckily, a helpful soul points you in the right direction.

Call of Duty: World at War

Call of Duty: World at War

0 Comments | Posted: April 10, 2009 by Scott Jones

Can this soldier do his duty amidst the chaos in Toilet No. 10? Find out.

Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed

0 Comments | Posted: April 9, 2009 by Scott Jones

Assassins need a place to go, too. The ninth toilet is as slick and inscrutable as Altaïr.

BioShock

BioShock

0 Comments | Posted: April 8, 2009 by Scott Jones

Among Rapture's many highlights is a functional plumbing system. Visit Toilet No. 8.

Bully

Bully

1 Comments | Posted: April 7, 2009 by Scott Jones

The moral of Toilet No. 7 is: Don't get caught with your pants down in the wrong place.

Dead Rising

Dead Rising

0 Comments | Posted: April 6, 2009 by Scott Jones

Visiting this toilet in Dead Rising is a real relief. Check out Toilet No. 6.

Counter-Strike

Counter-Strike

0 Comments | Posted: April 5, 2009 by Scott Jones

What happens when a terrorist walks in on Jason McMaster in the men's room? Find out in Toilet No. 5.

Silent Hill: Homecoming

Silent Hill: Homecoming

0 Comments | Posted: April 4, 2009 by Scott Jones

You've probably never used a bathroom as rank as this one. Toilet No. 4 in our ongoing series is a real stinker, literally.

Resident Evil 5

Resident Evil 5

0 Comments | Posted: April 3, 2009 by Scott Jones

Where do Resident Evil 5's Majini go in an emergency? Chris and Sheva find out in Day 3 of the World's Greatest Videogame Toilets.

Katamari Damacy

Katamari Damacy

0 Comments | Posted: April 2, 2009 by Scott Jones

It's Day 2 of our unprecedented toilet coverage. Check out this Japanese toilet in Katamari Damacy.

Duke Nukem 3D

Duke Nukem 3D

0 Comments | Posted: April 1, 2009 by Scott Jones

Crispy's journey into the bowls of gaming past begins here. Watch how Duke relieves himself of his enemies.

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