Internet's Fastest Game Reviews

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Assassin's Creed II

Assassin's Creed II

23 Comments | Posted: November 20, 2009 by Evan Moore

The man in the hoodie speaks the truth.

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2

10 Comments | Posted: November 10, 2009 by Scott Jones

We prefer our superheroes a little less mouthy.

Tekken 6

Tekken 6

5 Comments | Posted: November 3, 2009 by Scott Jones

The last frontier of fighting-game stereotypes.

Fieldrunners

Fieldrunners

1 Comments | Posted: October 26, 2009 by Evan Moore

It's a game-changer.

Demon's Souls

Demon's Souls

3 Comments | Posted: October 19, 2009 by Evan Moore

Death becomes us.

Scribblenauts

Scribblenauts

11 Comments | Posted: October 13, 2009 by Evan Moore

Top-notch game! First prize!

Dissidia Final Fantasy

Dissidia Final Fantasy

1 Comments | Posted: October 5, 2009 by Evan Moore

It all adds up to fun.

Afrika

Afrika

2 Comments | Posted: October 1, 2009 by Evan Moore

Can an entire continent be overrated?

Wet

Wet

1 Comments | Posted: September 23, 2009 by John Teti

Give him time.

Halo 3: ODST

Halo 3: ODST

6 Comments | Posted: September 21, 2009 by Evan Moore

It's like a real live person!

Boom Blox Bash Party

Boom Blox Bash Party

0 Comments | Posted: September 14, 2009 by Scott Jones

It makes you forget yourself.

Madden NFL 10

Madden NFL 10

0 Comments | Posted: September 8, 2009 by Evan Moore

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

The Beatles: Rock Band

The Beatles: Rock Band

2 Comments | Posted: September 3, 2009 by Evan Moore

If you buy only one music game this year...

Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box

Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box

3 Comments | Posted: August 31, 2009 by Evan Moore

Wait for it...

Shadow Complex

Shadow Complex

0 Comments | Posted: August 26, 2009 by Evan Narcisse

The right stuff.

The Bigs 2

The Bigs 2

0 Comments | Posted: August 24, 2009 by Scott Jones

Hate when that happens.

Battlefield 1943

Battlefield 1943

6 Comments | Posted: August 19, 2009 by Scott Jones

You're breaking up.

Spore Galactic Adventures

Spore Galactic Adventures

0 Comments | Posted: August 17, 2009 by Scott Jones

Mass-market appeal.

Wii Sports Resort

Wii Sports Resort

0 Comments | Posted: August 13, 2009 by Scott Jones

This IFGR goes out to a very special lady.

EA Sports Active

EA Sports Active

0 Comments | Posted: August 10, 2009 by Scott Jones

$60 for this? That's a stretch.

Conker's Bad Fur Day

Conker's Bad Fur Day

1 Comments | Posted: August 5, 2009 by Scott Jones

We swear it was funny at the time.

Super Mario Bros. 3

Super Mario Bros. 3

2 Comments | Posted: July 28, 2009 by Scott Jones

Some mysteries are unsolvable.

Ninja Blade

Ninja Blade

0 Comments | Posted: July 16, 2009 by Scott Jones

A pressing matter.

Portal

Portal

3 Comments | Posted: July 13, 2009 by Scott Jones

Critical opinion is divided.

Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings

Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings

1 Comments | Posted: July 6, 2009 by Scott Jones

There's a superstar archaeologist to suit all tastes.

The Sims 3

The Sims 3

0 Comments | Posted: July 3, 2009 by Evan Narcisse

Choose your words carefully.

Red Faction: Guerrilla

Red Faction: Guerrilla

0 Comments | Posted: July 1, 2009 by Scott Jones

But wait, there's more!

Zen of Sudoku

Zen of Sudoku

0 Comments | Posted: June 22, 2009 by Scott Jones

Fun for the whole family.

Infamous

Infamous

3 Comments | Posted: June 19, 2009 by Scott Jones

The price of power.

Mario Kart Wii

Mario Kart Wii

3 Comments | Posted: June 18, 2009 by Scott Jones

Jones wants answers.

Wallace & Gromit: The Last Resort

Wallace & Gromit: The Last Resort

0 Comments | Posted: June 16, 2009 by Scott Jones

All joking aside…

UFC 2009 Undisputed

UFC 2009 Undisputed

9 Comments | Posted: June 12, 2009 by Scott Jones

Our most revealing IFGR yet.

Puzzle Quest: Galactrix

Puzzle Quest: Galactrix

0 Comments | Posted: June 11, 2009 by Scott Jones

Always leave them wanting more.

Crysis

Crysis

0 Comments | Posted: June 8, 2009 by Scott Jones

Patience is a virtue.

Plants vs. Zombies

Plants vs. Zombies

3 Comments | Posted: June 1, 2009 by Scott Jones

Why can’t photosynthesis be as fast as this review?

Far Cry 2

Far Cry 2

0 Comments | Posted: May 29, 2009 by Scott Jones

Move fast, or you'll catch the sickness from this review.

Deer Drive

Deer Drive

1 Comments | Posted: May 26, 2009 by Scott Jones

What's better than hunting woodland creatures? Hunting woodland creatures with the appropriate music.

Guitar Hero: Metallica

Guitar Hero: Metallica

0 Comments | Posted: May 22, 2009 by Scott Jones

This review rode the lightning to get here.

The Godfather II

The Godfather II

0 Comments | Posted: May 18, 2009 by Scott Jones

We boil The Godfather II down to its essence.

Peggle

Peggle

0 Comments | Posted: May 15, 2009 by Scott Jones

Have you unlocked this secret Peggle level?

Left 4 Dead

Left 4 Dead

0 Comments | Posted: May 11, 2009 by Scott Jones

Can this review outrun the Witch?

Stoked

Stoked

1 Comments | Posted: May 8, 2009 by Scott Jones

Are you stoked for this review? Oh, you missed it.

Prince of Persia

Prince of Persia

0 Comments | Posted: May 5, 2009 by Scott Jones

If this Prince of Persia review is too fast for you, don't worry. Elise will fix it.

Flower

Flower

0 Comments | Posted: May 1, 2009 by Scott Jones

Whooooosh, goes this review of Flower.

Wii Fit

Wii Fit

0 Comments | Posted: April 27, 2009 by Scott Jones

Your Wii Fit workout's going to be a lot longer (and sweatier) than this review.

NASCAR Kart Racing

NASCAR Kart Racing

0 Comments | Posted: April 20, 2009 by Scott Jones

Don't expect a multiplayer section in this review of NASCAR Kart Racing.

Afro Samurai

Afro Samurai

1 Comments | Posted: April 20, 2009 by Scott Jones

This review of Afro Samurai will cut you like a ham.

Soulcalibur IV

Soulcalibur IV

0 Comments | Posted: April 17, 2009 by Scott Jones

With his command of the Force, Master Yoda might be able to catch up with this review of Soulcalibur IV.

The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

0 Comments | Posted: April 15, 2009 by Scott Jones

This review of the new Riddick game might sneak up behind you and snap your neck.

Wheelman

Wheelman

0 Comments | Posted: April 13, 2009 by Scott Jones

Make way for the Internet's fastest and most furious review of Wheelman.

Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

0 Comments | Posted: April 10, 2009 by Scott Jones

There's a lot to say about Bikini Samurai Squad.

 Tomb Raider Underworld

Tomb Raider Underworld

0 Comments | Posted: April 6, 2009 by Scott Jones

This review of Tomb Raider Underworld is a tease. Don't miss it.

Baja: Edge of Control

Baja: Edge of Control

0 Comments | Posted: April 3, 2009 by Scott Jones

This review of Baja: Edge of Control leaves the rest in the dust.

Killzone 2

Killzone 2

0 Comments | Posted: March 28, 2009 by Scott Jones

This review of Killzone 2 tears through the Internet like a bullet past your head.

Skate 2

Skate 2

0 Comments | Posted: March 23, 2009 by Scott Jones

Don't bail on this review of Skate 2, or you'll eat pavement.

Fallout 3

Fallout 3

0 Comments | Posted: March 20, 2009 by Scott Jones

Scott Jones keeps his business in the wasteland mercifully brief. Here's the Internet's fastest review of Fallout 3.

Street Fighter IV

Street Fighter IV

0 Comments | Posted: March 16, 2009 by Scott Jones

The only thing faster than Gen's Ultra combo is this review of Street Fighter IV.

House of the Dead: Overkill

House of the Dead: Overkill

0 Comments | Posted: March 13, 2009 by Scott Jones

Watch out. Here comes the Internet's Fastest Game Review of House of the Dead: Overkill.

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

0 Comments | Posted: March 9, 2009 by Scott Jones

50 Cent's new game features a cover system, explosions and the Middle East. Here's the fastest review of it on the Internet.

Deadly Creatures

Deadly Creatures

0 Comments | Posted: March 6, 2009 by Scott Jones

Crispy presents the Internet's fastest review of Deadly Creatures. Don't miss it. It's very fast.

Puzzle Farter

Puzzle Farter

0 Comments | Posted: February 27, 2009 by Scott Jones

At Crispy Gamer we're not just interested in the highest-quality game reviews. We're also interested in the fastest. Here's the fastest review of Puzzle Farter you'll find anywhere.

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