Crispy Gamer

Corpse Run 306: He does that a lot

 

 

LIVESTREAM UPDATE:

It’s that time of the week again, livestream time!  The stream will be this Friday, April 26th at 10pm est!  I’ll be doodling your suggestions as always, talking about nonsense, and will play games afterward!  What on Earth could possibly be better than that?

You can view the stream either here or here.

See you then!

END LIVESTREAM UPDATE!

Little bit of Star Fox humor today.  In the event you have no idea what’s going on here, when you get a high score in Star Fox 64, General Pepper shocked at how expensive Fox’s invoice is (seen here for like, two seconds).

I was really surprised at how long it took me to find a video with Pepper saying, “Whaaaat?”  You’d figure it would take just a second.

For the first time in quite a while, I got to see comic Dan on Tuesday, doing a little bit of summer related work.  While it was totally fun hanging out (while simultaneously filling hundreds of envelopes with fliers and… smaller envelopes), something happened on the way there that definitely deserves mention.

Often times in the city I run into the “Free Hug” folks, who stand around parks, sidewalks, etc. dispensing hugs to all who desire them.  On Tuesday, I ran across a group of guys wearing neon-pink vests doling out free handshakes.

They were holding out their hands trying to snag people, as if their arms were fishing polls.  Everything seemed great: people were walking by, shaking hands, smiling… but when I got within roughly ten feet of one of them, fully prepared to shake hands, he…

… he coughed right into his hand.  He coughed into the hand he was using to shake everyones’ hands.  

Normally I go for the free hugs, but I decided to eschew the no cost handshake.

Also, today is DRAFT DAY!  WOOOOOO!  That means it’s time for the Second Annual Corpse Run Mock Draft, where I make predictions on who is getting picked and where.

Inaccurately.  

Here goes!

1. Kansas City: Luke Joeckel, OT, Texas A&M

2. Jacksonville: Eric Fisher, OT, Central Michigan

3. Oakland: Sharrif Floyd, DE, Florida

4. Philadelphia: Star Lotulelei, DT, Utah

5. Detroit: Dee Milliner, CD, Alabama

6. Cleveland: Dion Jordan, DE, Oregon

7. Arizona: Lane Johnson, OT, Oklahoma

8. Buffalo: Chance Warmack, OG, Alabama

9. New York Jets: Johnathan Cooper, OG, UNC

10. Tennessee: Tavon Austin,WR, West Virginia

11. San Diego: Ezekiel Ansah, DE, BYU

12. Maimi: DJ Fluker, OT, Alabama

13. New York Jets: Kenny Vaccaro, S, Texas

14. Carolina: Jarvis Jones, DE, Georgia

15. New Orleans: Sheldon Richardson, DT, Missouri

16. St. Louis: Barkevious Mingo, DE, LSU

17. Pittsburgh: Alec Ogletree, LB, Georgia

18. Dallas: Desmond Trufant, CB, Washington

19. New York Giants: Tyler Eifert, TE, Notre Dame

20. Chicago: Kevin Minter, LB, LSU

21. Cincinnati: Bjoern Werner, DE, Florida State

22. St. Louis: Kennan Allen, WR, California

23. Minnesota: Cordarrelle Patterson, WR, Tennessee

24. Indianapolis: Manti Te’o, LB, Notre Dame

25. Minnesota: Sylvester Williams, DT, UNC

26. Green Bay: Xavier Rhodes, CB, Florida State

27. Houston: Justin Hunter, WR, Tennessee

28. Denver: Tank Carradine, DE, Florida State

29. New England: DJ Hayden, CB, Houston

30. Atlanta: Johnathan Jenkins, DT, Georgia

31. San Francisco: Margus Hunt, DE, SMU

32. Baltimore: Matt Elam, S, Florida

If I’m lucky, I’ll get two or three right…

 

 

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