Corpse Run 241: A man of few words
Another Zelda strip? Two in a row?! That’s crazy! Silly even! I’m still ploughing my way through Ocarina of Time on my phone, so it’s pretty fresh in my mind. Quick note on playing games on phones: the controls, as you might imagine, are god awful… especially when the game takes place in a three dimensional world.
Also, I want to move the Z button to someplace more manageable (it’s located right above the onscreen joystick), as it’s supremely difficult to hit it with any kind of consistency.
During the summer, due to a combination of physical attraction and a desire to pass the time, counselors will hook up at night. One such pairing were regularly doing so in one of the facility’s basements. My friend Arno designed a prank around them. Inside of the basement, amongst other things, is a coffin.
I’m sure you guys see where this is going.
The plan was for Arno to hide in the coffin early in the night, before the couple arrived, and after a while, pop out of the coffin to scare the heck out of them. I would be waiting outside with a video camera to document their reaction.
After Arno told me the plan, I said, “You know, if you really want to play an awesome prank… just don’t show up that night.”
Arno asked why that would be a good prank.
“Think of it like this. Eventually the counselors will leave the basement and they’ll see me there with a video camera. They’ll think I was being a creep-o by taping them hooking up, forcing me to explain.
I’ll run into the basement while talking about Arno in the coffin, and when I open the coffin…
There’ll be nothing in there.”
Even though I’d be on the receiving end of this prank and would most likely earn the ire of my peers, I think, for the sake of comedy, that it would totally be worth it.