Things I learned while playing Twitter-based typing game Fast 140 for the past half hour (in no particular order).

• Phillies Sportscaster Harry Kalas died. Many people are sad about this.
• President Obama has eased sanctions against Cuba. Many people are happy about this.
• Phil Spector has been found guilty in his murder trial.
• Lots of people like TweetDeck, Red Dwarf and The Cubs and also like talking about said subjects.
• Many people had a great Easter and hope everyone else also had a great Easter.
• At least one person spent Easter wondering how jesus pooped.
• Easter is harder when it has to be gluten free (I wonder how this affects pooping).
• Correct grammar and punctuation and spelling are not required to get into Heaven.
• Some people are offended by being offered subscriptions to Men's Health magazine.
• Some people treat work projects like the NHL playoffs.
• Robot camp counselors can be jerks.
• Twitter is an even more addictive basis for a typing game than shooting zombies (the previous champion for typing-game addictiveness).
• I can type 140 character at 96.6 wpm, and this makes me the 35th fastest typer in the world (see image) (Update: This is no longer true as of a few hours after this post went up. It was a nice lie while it lasted, though...).