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Swag Tester: Win a Zelda: Spirit Tracks DS Stylus (or a Chinatown Wars Stylus)

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Old business, new business. That's the routine here at the Swag Tester labs. Old business: Congratulations to commenter scrimshaw for winning the Battlestations: Pacific package from last time. Enjoy your heavy-duty lighter and regular-duty bombshell babe calendar! New business: Styluses! Or is it styli? Things to play your DS with, in any case.

Swag Tester: Win a Battlestations: Pacific Zippo + Calendar

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Harry Potter is kids' stuff. This week, the Swag Tester wares are a bit more adult. But first, the winner of last week's Harry Potter giveaway: piccolo13! As always, the Crispy Prize Committee should be emailing you in short order. (And for those of you who were rooting for w1ndst0rm, blame the atmospheric noise that generates the random picks at random.org.)  

Swag Tester: Win the New Harry Potter DS Game, Plus Snap Bracelets!

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We've got Harry Potter fever at Crispy Gamer! Our body temperatures are elevated to perilously high levels because we just can't stop talking about the moggles and the, um, glipthorps and … Captain Shabadoo with his fantabulous pulsating wand …

Swag Tester: Win an Indiana Jones Mr. Potato Head

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We've picked a winner of the Mountain Dew Game Fuel giveaway, but despite repeated begging, he won't claim his prize. John M., check your freaking email so that we can send you a case of bright orange sugar water. You've earned it! If you don't get back to us by Monday, we'll have to pick somebody else.

Swag Tester: Win a Case of Mountain Dew Game Fuel

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Welcome to GameStop, How Can I OHMYGOD BEES

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The Most Inspirational Video Ever Made

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The Crispy Gamer crew is working on a lot of cool projects this month. It's going to be an exhausting May, and with a stretch of gray weather lately in New York (where Crispy Gamer World HQ is located), conditions were ripe for office doldrums. A veritable powderkeg of low morale, if that makes sense, which it doesn't.

As a pre-emptive strike against the impending malaise, Scott Jones and I put together this inspirational video to end all inspirational videos. I thought I would share it with you so that you could view it any time you need a boost.

The World Record That Wasn't

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Mister Rogers Got Game

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You might have seen this video of Mister Rogers chatting with a boy about Donkey Kong. I stumbled on it yesterday through some idle "Related Videos" clicking, and I was charmed.

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