Gather round, children. It's time for Uncle Crispy to tell you the story of Grand Theft Auto IV. Once upon a time there was an Eastern European immigrant named Nico Bellick who traveled to the evil kingdom of Liberty City. Nico was a good guy at heart, but his big-mouthed brother, Roman, was always getting him into trouble. Nico got caught in a bad situation, a situation that called for the use of a high-powered rocket launcher. Around 70 hours later, everyone lived happily ever after. The End.
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